backdated to during the harem virus

[tenminutes]

MY NAME'S YURI AND I THINK BATTLER IS THE GREATEST SORCERER EVER. I WOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S THE BEES KNEES. OH, AND I'LL LET HIM TOUCH MY CHEST ALL HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S SO FANTASTIC.

[ ooc: Battler wrote this and posted it on Yuri's journal. Sorry for the double-post, but it happened like. In the thread right after I posted Yuri's other one so WHATEVS ]

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[starblaze]

[...... yeah she's not touching this with a ten-foot pole. BRS OUT.]

not here

[tenminutes]

[ good idea brs ]

( text. )

[espy]

Oh my, how very strange! Yuri, you don't appear to be acting like yourself today, how I am concerned. Is there something wrong?

[ VIDEO AS SOON AS SHE GETS RID OF BATTLER ]

[tenminutes]

Battler's a stupid, jerk asshole who was messing around on my laptop!

[espy]

As if I didn't make that deduction myself. You have charming acquaintances, don't you?

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

[ She's also got charming bedhead from sleeping. Literal sleeping. And having her head covered with a cape, but uh.. ]

I don't care if you made that deduction yourself I don't think it can be said enough. That's the last time I help anyone try to teach him anything.

[doyoufondue]

You should kick him.

[tenminutes]

I elbowed him in the face and threatened to cut his fingers off.

[doyoufondue]

You weren't really going to cut them off, right?

[baaaaseball]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ dying. ]

[tenminutes]

Die in a fire, Kyousuke.

[baaaaseball]

Now now, Yuri, don't fight your true feelings!

[denies]

[ ... It doesn't take Ange more than a second to figure out what's going on here. Oh sure, Battler's being an ass to her and being his usual self with Yuri, way to go, onii-chan?! ]

Having fun, the two of you? [ there miight be some bitterness in that.. just a little.. ]

[tenminutes]

He's not anymore, I elbowed him in the face and sent him on his way before I decided to share what losing your fingers felt like.

Let me know if his nose broke next time you see him, I'd definitely like it if it did.

[denies]

I'll tell you when I see him stumbling around here.

[ Seriously, Battler, what do you think.. you can't challenge Yuri, stuff like that happens.. ]

Please don't almost murder him, though. Even if it's over something like this.

[callmeoniisan]

... Yeah. I had a feeling something like this would happen.

[tenminutes]

How the hell did you have a feeling something like this would happen?

[callmeoniisan]

Haven't you been Facejacked before? [Facebook . . .]

[soulfist]

How cute~

[tenminutes]

It's not cute, it's murder-inspiring.

[ifbymyhands]

Hi, Battler.

[tenminutes]

I'm glad it's obvious at least.

[ifbymyhands]

Always.

[embersandashes]

I wonder who this could be.

[tenminutes]

Definitely someone who's never getting to touch my laptop again.