backdated to during the harem virus

[tenminutes]

MY NAME'S YURI AND I THINK BATTLER IS THE GREATEST SORCERER EVER. I WOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S THE BEES KNEES. OH, AND I'LL LET HIM TOUCH MY CHEST ALL HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S SO FANTASTIC.

[ ooc: Battler wrote this and posted it on Yuri's journal. Sorry for the double-post, but it happened like. In the thread right after I posted Yuri's other one so WHATEVS ]

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[tenminutes]

I elbowed him in the face and threatened to cut his fingers off.

[doyoufondue]

You weren't really going to cut them off, right?

this is after she got rid of battler btw. and video because always video with steve

[tenminutes]

He's a sorcerer, he could've just magicked them back.

but of course!

[doyoufondue]

Yeah but it seems messy and really painful.

always always

[tenminutes]

This post is really messy and painful and you and Sherlock commented it so the community wouldn't let me delete it. Thanks.

[doyoufondue]

Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know that's how it works.

[tenminutes]

It's fine, Sherlock commented before you so it was already stuck. I assume that's how it works anyway, since I can delete something if I make it private so no one comments it. [ She tried. ]

[doyoufondue]

So everything sticks unless someone says something? That's.... Yuri, why are you all uh-- wrinkly?

[tenminutes]

[ SOB stupid battler stupid stupid stupid. ]

I fell asleep earlier and I haven't had time to change yet. This happened and I decided letting you guys know that Battler is not allowed to touch me, at all, was more important.

[ But... trying to straighten her clothes and hair now. ]

[doyoufondue]

...You fell asleep while Battler was there?

[tenminutes]

So what?

[doyoufondue]

Nothing. That just seems a little strange.

[tenminutes]

I was helping him with computers, which by the way, private lessons don't work out you and he are definitely getting the next lesson together. That moron just fell asleep so I decided to take a nap too, on the other side of the room.

[ It wasn't the other side of the room. Steve doesn't need to know that. ]

[doyoufondue]

[ okay. yuri has no reason to lie about such things, right? riiight? ]

You two probably needed the sleep.

[tenminutes]

He needed the sleep. I just didn't want to leave him alone in my room to wake up and go through my things.

[doyoufondue]

You didn't want to leave him unsupervised so you went to sleep too?

[ yuri do you see the missing logic here. ]

[tenminutes]

[ SHHHHH. ]

I'm a light sleeper, if he'd gone into any of my drawers I would've heard him.

[doyoufondue]

[ you're being suspicious. look at steve's 'you're kind of suspicious' face ]

...Okay.

[tenminutes]

[ sadkgalsk fine guilt her into it ]

I didn't want to wake him up, since he doesn't even get to sleep in his world and he was obviously exhausted. If I left he probably would've woken up.

[doyoufondue]

I believe you.

[tenminutes]

[ Good because that's actually true! ]

I know, you don't have a reason not to. If you didn't believe me I'd be more worried, since I'm telling the truth.

[doyoufondue]

Of course that's true. ...But that doesn't explain why you went to the opposite side of the room to nap too.

[tenminutes]

Because staying in the room without sleeping would mean I had nothing to do but watch your fanclub fawn over you.

[doyoufondue]

Oh. ...That was a little strange.

[tenminutes]

See my point now?