backdated to during the harem virus

[tenminutes]

MY NAME'S YURI AND I THINK BATTLER IS THE GREATEST SORCERER EVER. I WOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S THE BEES KNEES. OH, AND I'LL LET HIM TOUCH MY CHEST ALL HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S SO FANTASTIC.

[ ooc: Battler wrote this and posted it on Yuri's journal. Sorry for the double-post, but it happened like. In the thread right after I posted Yuri's other one so WHATEVS ]

Comments

[callmeoniisan]

... Yeah. I had a feeling something like this would happen.

[tenminutes]

How the hell did you have a feeling something like this would happen?

[callmeoniisan]

Haven't you been Facejacked before? [Facebook . . .]

[tenminutes]

I didn't bother with one.

[ She didn't have friends while she was alive according to the manga, thanks. :| ]

[callmeoniisan]

Well, same idea, but any other sort of account you might have forgotten to sign out. It happens a lot -- Except this time you're giving it to someone else by yourself to pose as you.

[tenminutes]

No, this was Battler writing up a stupid post and then accidentally clicking post instead of close because he's computer illiterate.

[callmeoniisan]

It almost sounds like he's illiterate in the other aspect too, but okay.

[tenminutes]

Battler's actually pretty literate. He likes to read, after all. He's just not good with computers, I don't think he knew how to turn capslock off and he was goofing around so...

[tenminutes]

--Not that that makes him any less of a moron!

[callmeoniisan]

... Right. [she really reminds him of Kirino just there.]

[tenminutes]

What? It's true.

[callmeoniisan]

Maa, I can't say I found him overly intelligent or anything.

[tenminutes]

Well his brain is filled with breasts, chess, lovey-dovey crap, his sister, magic, mystery murders, and a few other things scattered about and that's it.

[callmeoniisan]

You sound like you know a lot about him. [guess who's oblivious to their supposed relationship?]

[tenminutes]

Of course I do, he won't leave me alone even after I told him to. He's like a stalker.

[callmeoniisan]

That bad, huh...

[tenminutes]

Exactly, it's horrible and for some reason I keep putting up with it.

[callmeoniisan]

... It almost sounds like you like him, all things considered. [tsundere?]

[tenminutes]

Well we are friends, but that doesn't make him less of a moron or a pushy... puppy trying to get a girl to fall for him.

[callmeoniisan]

True. [shrug]

[tenminutes]

Aside from that he's a pervert, which you could probably tell already.

[callmeoniisan]

From just your description alone, it's hard not to.

[tenminutes]

Even without the description, the second you saw this post you could tell.

[callmeoniisan]

Yeah...