backdated to during the harem virus

[tenminutes]

MY NAME'S YURI AND I THINK BATTLER IS THE GREATEST SORCERER EVER. I WOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S THE BEES KNEES. OH, AND I'LL LET HIM TOUCH MY CHEST ALL HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S SO FANTASTIC.

[ ooc: Battler wrote this and posted it on Yuri's journal. Sorry for the double-post, but it happened like. In the thread right after I posted Yuri's other one so WHATEVS ]

Comments

[tenminutes]

This isn't serious. He wrote it on my laptop as a joke, but he doesn't know the difference between exit and post on account of being computer illiterate to the point that he only learned the difference between a laptop and a desktop today.

[denies]

Ah, so you were giving him computer lessons? [ Ange is at least ahead of Battler in that, but.. not by a whole lot.. ]

How did that go? Aside from.. well, this.

[tenminutes]

Yeah. Next lesson is going to be with both Steve and Battler. Maybe they can help themselves out. [ Just ask, you can come too Ange... ]

He fell asleep.

[denies]

Did you at least wake him up and call him a lazy ass?

[ and s-sob, implying Ange is able to create her own happiness for once.. nope.. ] Don't leave those two alone with a computer or they might make it explode.

[tenminutes]

No, I figured he needed the rest since he doesn't get any in Rokkenjima.

That's fine I'm doing it in the computer lab this time instead of my bedroom. Want to help you? You can be my assistant if you want. [ SHE ASSUMES YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER.. ]

[denies]

[ HE WOULD GET PLENTY OF REST IF HE WASN'T BUSY BEING A JERK!! But okay, Ange will save that bitterness for the post which is in the future but where they've already discussed this.. time paradoxes all over. ]

Sure, if you insist. What do those computers run on, Windows 98? [ She knows a little about computers? Actually, she knows a lot of computer theory, she just never had the chance to put it to practice.. ]

[tenminutes]

What the hell is Windows? They run on Macrosoft Winding XO.

[denies]

Macrosoft.. what.. [ 8| ] I think I'll have to see those computers of yours first before I know if I can work with them, Yuri, they sound more like they have some kind of alien operating system.

[tenminutes]

Well just show up with Battler either way when we do it, if you don't know then you can be a student.

[denies]

If I do get to be a student, does that mean I can leave idiotic messages on Battler's username too about how he thinks his little sister is the most amazing and badass?

[tenminutes]

After this post, you could post a picture of his butt and say he got "plastic surgery, how does it look?" for all I care.

[denies]

[ FFFT okay, even Ange has to look a little amused at that, even if she doesn't laugh since Ange just never laughs. ]

I'd be sort of curious as to everyone's reaction, actually.

[tenminutes]

So do it. Just sneak into his room and borrow his book for a while.

[denies]

There aren't exactly the right circumstances for it now. [ aka the shit that leads up to her post.. ]

I'll consider it as a future plan, though. You can think up some ridiculous name for it, you're good at that.

[tenminutes]

< Operation Buttler >.

[denies]

[ ....... ]

Okay, this is probably either your best or worse one so far. I can't quite decide.

[tenminutes]

[ The worst part is she completely meant it. ]

It's obviously great.

[denies]

[ yuri why.. ]

I know, I know. You're the mission name picker expert here, not me.

[tenminutes]

Isn't that because you'd name the mission something like < Operation See you in the hell >

[denies]

It's < see you in hell >, < see you in hell >! Besides, that's still a little bit more cool, okay? All the people in movies always say stuff like < see you again, have a nice day. >

[tenminutes]

Do you watch English movies a lot?

[denies]

My dad really liked them, so I saw a lot when I was just a little kid. After that it's gotten more difficult to see them considering my circumstances, but I do like English movies moreso than Japanese ones, yeah. The real Hollywood movies usually are pretty good.

[tenminutes]

[ . . . . . what is this thought in her head, you movie-going freaks ]

I don't go to movies a lot, but I know Steve likes them too.. Maybe we should all go together one day.

[denies]

[ what thought, Yuri.. ]

Oh, he does? I haven't been able to see a movie in a while, so.. it does sound nice. I think Battler onii-chan doesn't mind them either.

[tenminutes]

I'm mad at Battler, he's not allowed to come. He's supposed to be concentrating on winning right?

[ He'll try to interfere. ]