backdated to during the harem virus

[tenminutes]

MY NAME'S YURI AND I THINK BATTLER IS THE GREATEST SORCERER EVER. I WOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S THE BEES KNEES. OH, AND I'LL LET HIM TOUCH MY CHEST ALL HE WANTS BECAUSE HE'S SO FANTASTIC.

[ ooc: Battler wrote this and posted it on Yuri's journal. Sorry for the double-post, but it happened like. In the thread right after I posted Yuri's other one so WHATEVS ]

Comments

[tenminutes]

[ and then someone will need to solve the double homicide of battler and sherlock.. ]

I got up for a few seconds after hitting him for making a rude comment!

[espy]

A few seconds isn't long enough for him to have typed up that post.

[tenminutes]

It's not exactly a long post and he posted it on accident while he was trying to close out...

[ Battler's just bad at computers.. ]

[espy]

Do you regularly involve yourself with utter morons, or is he an exception?

[tenminutes]

He's from the 80's, he's never touched a laptop before. [ A pause ] Though to answer that, pretty frequently.

[espy]

Well, far be it from me to criticise the company you keep. [except he's totally judging her for it and he'll criticise it all the time.] Or what you may get up to with said company.

[tenminutes]

[ asdghlkas LSDKJGSIULNVRISUGJ STOP BEING A GENIUS RIGHT NOW SHERLOCK. okay there might be a faint blush because she knows he knows. Somehow he always knows. ]

I was just helping him learn some computer basics and we fell asleep, that's it.

[espy]

Well then, I think that perhaps you should be a little more aware of what you so apparently do while you are asleep. A tad more worrisome than mere sleep-walking, I believe.

locked to sherlock

[tenminutes]

Which is absolutely nothing but sleep and if you try to tell anyone different I will worldhop over there and you can solve the mystery of where your various body parts went.

locked

[espy]

Thank you for confirming, Yuri, although it was wholly unnecessary. A private affair, is it?

locked

[tenminutes]

Private enough that it's not getting talked about by the involved parties.

locked

[espy]

And not by uninvolved parties under penalty of death, supposedly. Just a tip, you may want to exercise a little subtlety in the future.

locked

[tenminutes]

You're the only one who figured anything out and it's not like it's going to be happening frequently. I'm not leaving my laptop within a ten foot radius of him again. Ever.

locked

[espy]

It wasn't the post. You could have said nothing at all and I still would have known.

locked

[tenminutes]

Just you though, right? It's not like it's obvious to us normal dumb people that I was doing anything besides sleeping.

locked

[espy]

It should be obvious to anyone with eyes, but it's highly unlikely that anyone else will be noticing. Even with the information, doubtful. I already knew what I was seeing.

locked

[tenminutes]

Thanks. [ She's.. pretty sure that was kind of reassuring, actually. :| ]

locked

[espy]

[the fuck is she thanking him for. ... okay, whatever.]

Consider procuring him an instruction manual.

locked

[tenminutes]

That might be pretty useful, he likes to read. I got him to understand the difference between a laptop, a desktop, and a browser though.

[ Theoretically. Who knows if he remembers. ]

locked

[espy]

Small miracles, I suppose. If he has a manual, he can learn without you there constantly.

locked

[tenminutes]

I don't know if he'll really have time to read a manual though, he's supposed to be concentrating on his game, which you definitely shouldn't get involved in.

locked

[espy]

Telling a bored detective that there is a game he shouldn't get involved in is almost asking for trouble.

Thankfully, I don't care. Give him a manual anyway, surely he'll have a modicum of free time.

locked

[tenminutes]

It was more warning and less telling. I'll give him one afterward.