text; locked from bernkastel & ange; fail-locked from battler & eva-beatrice

[tenminutes]

Does anyone know any magic that can make it so that someone's bored no matter what they do, even things that they used to get a good laugh out of? Is there a way that someone without magic could do that to someone with magic?

I've been trying to think of the worst possible punishment game I can for someone and the kind of person this would be for. It took a while to decide on, but I think something like this might be it.

[ You know, now that she knows Ange is alive and she doesn't have to worry about respecting any wishes like Ange always getting mad at her for doing stupid shit or putting herself in danger. ]

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[darklycharming]

I may know a spell that can produce listlessness and boredom.

If you do not have magic you couldn't perform it, though.

[tenminutes]

Hmm... Is there a potion or something? Even if I don't have magic, I can find a way to pay you back for a potion that's premade right?

[darklycharming]

I could certainly try to produce a potion for you.

[tenminutes]

What do you want in return?

[darklycharming]

What do you have to offer?

[fortheworld]

I know none that are worth considering. Admittedly, it's not my area of expertise.

[tenminutes]

Know anyone who might?

[fortheworld]

A Puella Magi with the power of telepathy may be able to do it, but it would be a constant thing and you would have no way to pay or convince her.

Curses, hexes and what might be considered 'conventional' magic do not exactly exist in my world.

Could I ask what this is needed for?

[tenminutes]

If it'd have to be a constant effort it wouldn't work anyway.

Easy, I want to completely torment someone without inflicting any actual pain other than severe boredom.

[jailbirds]

What are you up to?

[tenminutes]

Trying to piss someone off.

[jailbirds]

For the fun of it, or to get something done?

[tenminutes]

I guess it'd be vengeance. I'm pissed off so I want to piss them off.

[ifbymyhands]

Oh, Yuri.

[tenminutes]

What?

[ifbymyhands]

Nothing. I mean, I won't say she doesn't deserve it.

[tenminutes]

She absolutely deserves it.

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[chestboard]

[he knows what she's doing, completely, she's not fooling anyone here at all.]

...You're right, boredom is the one thing that witches hate the most.

[in other words, he's figured you out yuri.]

I know you're angry at Bern but.... not even I can go against her, only one that would be able to is Lambda.

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[tenminutes]

[ Son of a bitch this thing just won't let her filter posts from Battler. ]

I've heard it before, Battler. That's why I'm try a new tactic instead of going in guns blazing. I can't hut her, but maybe I can make everything really suck for a while.

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[chestboard]

[yeah and he'll never get through to her about this he knows.]

The best way to bore a witch is to be repetitive, for everything to be a trap in a maze and there's just no escape and they have to repeat the exact same events over and over.

At least, I know Bern hates something along the lines of that. That's a start.

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[tenminutes]

So maybe some kind of timeloop or something instead of just asking for a potion to take away her feelings of anything but boredom?

[ You're a bro for helping Battler.. ]

[shinjaeba]

The old cat just likes dragging up dead things. Just send her some catnip or tie a bell to her. That's how you annoy a cat, right...? I don't know.

[tenminutes]

She'd hate to be bored, right? I'd rather focus on something I know she'll hate than little harassment.

[ That's the kind of thing she'd do to Eva-Beatrice, the little harassing stuff. ]

[shinjaeba]

I'm sure she'd hate having a bell filled with catnip tied to her tail.

[She really doesn't have any good suggestions or she would have done it herself.]

[tenminutes]

Great, then you can distract her while I sneak the potion I'm going to try to get from Gellert into her tea. She did say she didn't like it watery, after all, might as well make it extra potent!