text; locked from bernkastel & ange; fail-locked from battler & eva-beatrice

[tenminutes]

Does anyone know any magic that can make it so that someone's bored no matter what they do, even things that they used to get a good laugh out of? Is there a way that someone without magic could do that to someone with magic?

I've been trying to think of the worst possible punishment game I can for someone and the kind of person this would be for. It took a while to decide on, but I think something like this might be it.

[ You know, now that she knows Ange is alive and she doesn't have to worry about respecting any wishes like Ange always getting mad at her for doing stupid shit or putting herself in danger. ]

Comments

[shinjaeba]

What about the moon?

[tenminutes]

I think I could ruin the moon's mood with nukes too.

[shinjaeba]

I think everyone's mood is ruined if the moon's mood is ruined.

[tenminutes]

See? All birds with one highly explosive stone.

[shinjaeba]

Then the debris rains down on everyone...

[tenminutes]

It'd probably burn up in the atmosphere.

[shinjaeba]

An exploding moon? Not likely.

[tenminutes]

Oh well, the earth's like 70% water anyway.

[shinjaeba]

Doesn't the earth need the moon?

[tenminutes]

Hmmm... probably.

[shinjaeba]

"Probably" she says.

[tenminutes]

I'm not a moon expert, it's just the tides and stuff right?

[shinjaeba]

I think there's more than that. Probably.

[tenminutes]

There's that "probably" again.

[shinjaeba]

It has more weight when I say it.

[tenminutes]

I think the moon has a lot of weight no matter who says it.

[shinjaeba]

And all that weight will crush a lot of people if you just blow it up. If you're going to destroy the moon, you have to be careful.

[tenminutes]

Fine, we'll build a Death Star.

[shinjaeba]

Like that lame movie?

[tenminutes]

Yeah, like that lame movie.

[shinjaeba]

I knew you were lame.

[tenminutes]

Have you even seen that lame movie?

[shinjaeba]

I'm not lame so of course I haven't!

[tenminutes]

Then how do you know it's lame?

[shinjaeba]

Everyone knows it's lame.