and then tay finally stopped being lazy and made the rl post for steve's party.

[tenminutes]

{{ Who: Steve, Yuri, Ange, Battler, Makoto, Sheryl, Darcy, Buffy, and Rory
What: Potluck BBQ Party for Steve
When: It was on Sunday shush
Where: Yuri's world, the afterlife, near the stream-- a good distance from anything dangerous.
Warnings: Dear god there shouldn't be any?? }}

[ Hey everyone! Steve got his experiment and it succeeded and he isn't dead! So, as promised, here is the little get together for Steve and the friends that he managed to list before Yuri got tired of him slowly adding everyone he's ever met. It's really nothing special, but Yuri managed to obtain a barbeque, different drinks are set up on a table (oddly, all either bottled or canned-- water, coffee, juice boxes, and a 12-pack of Cola because she promised Steve she'd get Cola). Make sure you put whatever food you're bringing on the table too, it's a potluck!

Shortly before the date of the party, everyone should've gotten a private message that it was today, even if they didn't read Yuri's two posts mentioning it. ]

Comments

[chestboard]

Oh come on- don't be so mad.

[tenminutes]

It's a potluck for a reason, you know. It's not just that I was too lazy to get food, there are plenty of ways for me to get enough food to feed this many people easily.

[chestboard]

[He rolls his eyes and sighs. He didn't think he'd get an actual lecture from this.]

Right.... well I'm sorry.

[tenminutes]

[ She sighs. ]

You're forgiven this time, but if you do it again you're going to get a special lesson in what homecooking means!

[chestboard]

Hmmm? I wonder if you'll force me to dress up in a chef's outfit even...

[tenminutes]

Actually, I was planning on asking Ange to help me cook you a banquet just so you can know how much love can get put into homecooking.

[chestboard]

Eeehhh..... you two cooking a banquet? [it sounds like a disaster.]

I should get the fire extinguisher ready.

[tenminutes]

Exactly. Afterward we will sit there and make sure you don't leave the room until you eat everything down to the last crumb so make sure you pay attention next time I say something okay?

[chestboard]

Kuuhh..... have I ever told you that you'd fit in with the witches in my world? I bet you'd be best friends with Bernkastel.

[tenminutes]

If I were to get along with them, wouldn't I just do it anyway even if you didn't deserve a punishment game?

[chestboard]

Oh probably. Thing is, I wouldn't put it past you to just do it- punishment game or not.

[tenminutes]

I wouldn't have to, normally I've got a whole group of people, some of whom would slit your throat for talking badly about me. [ Hehehe. ] Though I wouldn't let them since you're not dead or anything, obviously.

[chestboard]

Yikes-.... wouldn't want them to do that to me. Then again, I have a magical barrier up for such attacks, I don't think they'd be able to touch me.

[A smile.] Obviously.

[tenminutes]

There's probably a way to get to you. All final bosses have a weakness, after all.

[chestboard]

Is that so? How come I'm a final boss and not the main hero?

[tenminutes]

You're the one who's ridiculously overpowered, you're not allowed to be the hero anymore if we're fighting you since we'd be the underdogs.

[chestboard]

Hmmm.... I suppose that's true.

I'd like to see you all try and take me on though, finding a weakness would be fun to watch.

[tenminutes]

I already know your weakness, Battler, I wouldn't be allowed to participate or it wouldn't be interesting.

[chestboard]

Oh? And just what is this so called weakness?

[is it the boobs- or the kissing...?!]

[tenminutes]

Me.

[ All of it if it's from her. :| ]

[chestboard]

[He smiles at that and then looks away from her.]

I'll just have to tie you up somewhere while your comrades fight. I don't think you'd be able to break out from something I conjured up.

[tenminutes]

You have to leave breathing holes and I'm already dead, so I'd just have to get myself out bit by bit. [ Eww. D: ]

[chestboard]

W....what kind of contraption do you think I'd put you in?!

I was thinking more along the lines of golden lace! You can't get out of that...!

[tenminutes]

What are you talking about golden lace? Either way, if you trapped me just so you could fight with the SSS I'd kill you myself once I got out. So you'd really better not. [ Yuri's definitely not comfortable with that. ]

[chestboard]

[....mmm.... she really would kill him. He nods.]

True true. Don't worry- I'd probably be the kind of boss that after you beat I'd have been secretly good all along, helping out behind the scenes.

My death would be the most tragic.