text; locked from bernkastel & ange; fail-locked from battler & eva-beatrice

[tenminutes]

Does anyone know any magic that can make it so that someone's bored no matter what they do, even things that they used to get a good laugh out of? Is there a way that someone without magic could do that to someone with magic?

I've been trying to think of the worst possible punishment game I can for someone and the kind of person this would be for. It took a while to decide on, but I think something like this might be it.

[ You know, now that she knows Ange is alive and she doesn't have to worry about respecting any wishes like Ange always getting mad at her for doing stupid shit or putting herself in danger. ]

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[shinjaeba]

No way! I refuse!

[tenminutes]

What, the great Eva-Beatrice is scared~?

[tenminutes]

I know when to stop and that's what matters.

[ Most of the time. ]

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[tenminutes]

You mean I can stop calling you a tyrant behind your back!?

[ She's just kidding at least. ]

[shinjaeba]

I'm not stupid or desperate enough to do that.

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[chestboard]

That would be great!

[he chuckles a little nervously, knowing that she's joking though.]

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[tenminutes]

You're not scared of Bernkastel right? Eva-Beatrice had a good idea to distract Bernkastel but she's too chicken to help.

[tenminutes]

Fine, I'll ask Battler. Thanks for the idea, anyway.

[shinjaeba]

...look, ghost girl, that old cat is one of the strongest witches. Even Battler-kun would have trouble pulling something on her.

[tenminutes]

That's why I need help. Even I couldn't go against any kind of god alone, but if I get others to help me, then at the very least I can harass her enough to be a nuisance.

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[chestboard]

No. Why would I be afraid of her?

[he's going to be dead anyways.]

I've been opposing her for a long time already.

[shinjaeba]

Then at least think about what you're going to do carefully. Very carefully.

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[tenminutes]

[ Excellent show of faith in your girlfriend's ability to save you, Battler. ]

Great, then once I get the potion from Gellert I need you to distract her by trying to tie some catnip to her tail.

[tenminutes]

I will. I'm not going to jump into it without trying to plan this out. I'm just glad the community lock actually worked for two of the people I locked it from.

[shinjaeba]

You can plan things? I'd call it a miracle but that might draw the old cat out.

[tenminutes]

I've got lots of plans. Lambdadelta even said some of them weren't impossible before.

[shinjaeba]

...just because she's says they're not impossible doesn't mean they'll work out.

[tenminutes]

If it's at all possible, I'll find a way for it to happen. Even if it wouldn't normally happen in any version of any universe.

[shinjaeba]

If someone told you that you couldn't destroy the moon, you'd go ahead and try, wouldn't you?

[tenminutes]

Destroying the mood would be easy, you just sneak into a government facility, get a nuke, then send it into space.

[shinjaeba]

Well, that would destroy the mood alright. I think a nuclear explosive detonating above your head would do that.

[tenminutes]

moon*****

At least I don't destroy the mood just by walking into a room.

[fortheworld]

I didn't intend to imply otherwise.

[else you wouldn't be so morally offended about all this business]

[shinjaeba]

No, you need a nuclear explosive to do that.

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[chestboard]

....Wow.

Actually, I think that might work, ihihihi!