DDD: IC CONTACT POST

[tenminutes]

"It's me."

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[tenminutes]

Gross, I can't believe my boyfriend's a necrophiliac.

[ Yuri smiles back. It's a tired smile, but it's still a smile. Even with all this going on, she still wants to see the people she cares about happy. That's probably why she hasn't gone out and kicked Otonashi's ass in the first place. She knows it's right and that it's the only way to make sure they're smiling for real. ]

Magic yourself pajamas already. [ She doesn't want to let go and that might be kind of a problem if he tried to change manually. ]

[chestboard]

[Oh fine fine, he snaps his fingers and soon that cape of his, along with his suit, have disappeared. They've been replaced with a tank top and some pajama bottoms it seems.]

There, is this better?

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri nods. Even though she knows Battler could easily teleport out of there or snap his fingers and get his clothes back on, seeing him ready for bed and not at all ready to leave is comforting. He's staying here. Yuri likes that. ]

A lot better. [ She pauses for a moment. Maybe they should just stay up all night. Even if she was tired... ] Are you going to be gone when I wake up?

[chestboard]

[he shakes his head a little.]

I have to go back eventually but... I won't leave right away either.

[tenminutes]

I know. [ Should she say it? It's too corny, too cliche, too embarrassing but... Yuri's voice lowers to a mutter. ] I just don't want to wake up and you're gone, so even if you have to leave after that I don't care.

[chestboard]

[you're talking to the master of corny lines. Battler smiles at that though.]

I won't leave until you're awake.

[tenminutes]

[ And yet they still make her feel embarrassed. Which might be why she feels the need to follow up with a much ruder comment. ]

If you did I'd have to come hunt you down and then the witches would get all depressed because you got killed by your girlfriend instead of while doing something in their game.

[chestboard]

[Battler chuckles a bit at that, and now he moves her from his lap so he can crawl into bed properly.]

Hey hey, no fair! That would be cheating-!

[tenminutes]

[ I-mon flutters off of the pillow as Battler starts getting into the bed and goes to land on Yuri's head. ]

Your bed is probably way more comfortable since these are just twin-sized school beds, so no complaining about it.

[ Yuri reaches up to shoo I-mon off, then lays down with Battler. ]

[chestboard]

[That damn butterfly...

In any case, once she lays down with him he's just turning to look at her, grinning.]

Can I tell people we slept together?

[tenminutes]

Sure, if we ever actually have sex no one will believe you if we tell everyone every time we sleep together.

[ Yuri pulls the blankets up to her chin, keeping her eyes on him the whole time. ]

[chestboard]

How many times has it been now....?

[tenminutes]

This is only the second. Last time was on the floor, looks like you've been promoted.

[chestboard]

So what will the next time be?

[Battler is pulling up the covers too, making himself comfortable.]

[tenminutes]

Next time I'll get promoted instead and just sleep on top of you and you can be the only one on the bed.

[ For now, though, she's scooting a little closer to Battler. ]

[chestboard]

And then the fun can really begin~!

[He's just smiling at her as he watches her move closer.]

[tenminutes]

What kind of fun do you think you're going to be having while I'm asleep anyway?

[ She finds a comfortable spot and stays there, looking up at him. ]

You can't sleep on top of me, you're too big.

[chestboard]

Rude.... you're so rude!

[tenminutes]

How is that rude? You're at least two heads taller than me and a lot bulkier. Don't blame me because you were taking all those weird "mail order" drugs.

[chestboard]

W...why are you bringing those up?! I needed them!

[tenminutes]

You know those are supposed to shrink your uh..

[chestboard]

Well it didn't! If anything it grew!

[tenminutes]

...What if it did shrink from what it was supposed to be?

[ Pauuuse. ]

Thank you on behalf of all females for being a muscle-head druggy, Battler.

[chestboard]

[he sits up.]

Do you wanna see?! I'll show you if you think it shrunk!

[tenminutes]

If I see it I'm going to punch it! [ There's almost immediately a pillow slipping out from underneath them and trying to hit him in the face ]