Yuri "Yurippe" Nakamura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tenminutes) wrote2022-09-03 03:50 pm
tenminutes) wrote2022-09-03 03:50 pm
DDD: IC CONTACT POST
"It's me."
[VOICE][IM][PICTURE][EMAIL][MUSIC][VIDEO]
"It's me."
[VOICE][IM][PICTURE][EMAIL][MUSIC][VIDEO]
...What if it did shrink from what it was supposed to be?
[ Pauuuse. ]
Thank you on behalf of all females for being a muscle-head druggy, Battler.
[ Pauuuse. ]
Thank you on behalf of all females for being a muscle-head druggy, Battler.
[he sits up.]
Do you wanna see?! I'll show you if you think it shrunk!
Do you wanna see?! I'll show you if you think it shrunk!
If I see it I'm going to punch it! [ There's almost immediately a pillow slipping out from underneath them and trying to hit him in the face ]
[Smacked!
...Battler just smiles nervously at that.]
You're the one that was talking about it initially...!
...Battler just smiles nervously at that.]
You're the one that was talking about it initially...!
Talking about it jokingly and flashing someone are different! What would you do if I suddenly just pulled my pants down?
[ She's just embarrassed okay. She shows it through violence sometimes :| ]
[ She's just embarrassed okay. She shows it through violence sometimes :| ]
Fine, let's see then!
[ Yuri sinks down underneath the blankets and starts wriggling around. She's not... actually taking her pants off, but she's wriggling to make it look like it. Good thing Battler's got pajama pants so he can't really feel her skin or not through them. Of course she grabs onto the blanket and holds it with a death grip afterward. It probably looks like it's so that he won't look / out of embarrassment, but mostly it's so he won't look to see if they're really off. ]
[ Yuri sinks down underneath the blankets and starts wriggling around. She's not... actually taking her pants off, but she's wriggling to make it look like it. Good thing Battler's got pajama pants so he can't really feel her skin or not through them. Of course she grabs onto the blanket and holds it with a death grip afterward. It probably looks like it's so that he won't look / out of embarrassment, but mostly it's so he won't look to see if they're really off. ]
[Battler just stares at her.....
....Yuri what.]
No, I'm not doing it. I was kidding okay?! Put your pants back on!
....Yuri what.]
No, I'm not doing it. I was kidding okay?! Put your pants back on!
No, we have to sleep like this now. Because you're being a pervert, it's punishment.
[ Teasing Battler is distracting her from the owie feelings okay? ]
[ Teasing Battler is distracting her from the owie feelings okay? ]
[....
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HE DIVES UNDER THE COVERS!! He's going right for her, and oh look she still has pants on!!]
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HE DIVES UNDER THE COVERS!! He's going right for her, and oh look she still has pants on!!]
[ Okay, that elicits a surprised yelp and she immediately flails a hand out to smack him on the head. ]
What if I really had taken them off!?
What if I really had taken them off!?
Then I guess I'd be having a good meal tonight.....
[he's disgusting.]
[he's disgusting.]
[ Oh god, Yuri blushes so hard at that, then pulls her legs up out of the covers and before Battler can get out of them, climbs on top so he can't escape them. You know, like when you're under the blankets and a cat or dog sits on top and you can't get out.. ]
I'm keeping you trapped where your perversions can't hurt anyone from here on out.
I'm keeping you trapped where your perversions can't hurt anyone from here on out.
[UWAH?! Trapped?!? He squirms, and he could get out easily but he's just letting her do this for now, yep.]
You started it!
You started it!
[ She knows he could. He probably doesn't even need to bust any magic out to shove her off, it's not like she's heavy. On the other hand, he's got Yuri on top of him??? Even if there's lots and lots of material in between... ]
I didn't go and say things like-- like that! [ GOD PERVERT. It probably wouldn't be that bad if she hadn't thought about it.. before now... ]
I didn't go and say things like-- like that! [ GOD PERVERT. It probably wouldn't be that bad if she hadn't thought about it.. before now... ]
[FINE FUCK THIS HE'S BUSTIN' OUT!!
Battler moves, pushing her off of him and coming out from under the covers.]
This all just took a weird turn! And here I wanted to go to sleep already!
Battler moves, pushing her off of him and coming out from under the covers.]
This all just took a weird turn! And here I wanted to go to sleep already!
[ Yuri just falls off IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GOT A LOT OF BALANCE HERE..
Legit on the floor now, it's a single bed okay??? Ow. HMPH. She sits up, but stays on the floor. She's just kneeling and leaning over the side of the bed on her elbows now. ]
Well I can't sleep with a pervert boyfriend talking about doing this and that to me!
Legit on the floor now, it's a single bed okay??? Ow. HMPH. She sits up, but stays on the floor. She's just kneeling and leaning over the side of the bed on her elbows now. ]
Well I can't sleep with a pervert boyfriend talking about doing this and that to me!
You were talking about my elephant!!
Yeah but it's not like I go around saying I'm going to suck on your elephant!
[ GDI. ]
What the hell is with calling it an elephant anyway?! Is it gray and diseased!?
[ GDI. ]
What the hell is with calling it an elephant anyway?! Is it gray and diseased!?
Yuri you're so impossible! Definitely!
Just shut up about it already!
Just shut up about it already!
Of course I'm impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm definitely never, never doing that and I've never ever thought about it before or anything like that so you shut up!
[ Tsun hard, play hard. ]
[ Tsun hard, play hard. ]
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