video; accidental/karma-induced; USER MATERIAL_GUY HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE POST

[tenminutes]

{{OOC NOTE: Nsfw!? Because of nudity. And duck censors. Also this is Yuri and this is Black Rock Shooter. }}

[ The scene starts in the showers, but not where any girls are. No, there's just talking in the background over running water and the view's just empty showers. ]

It wouldn't necessarily mean I have bad luck.

It'd mean you could get it though!

Then so could you.

Mhm, but I didn't jinx myself.

..... Is there any way I can take it back?

"Kuwabara Kuwabara" while hopping around on your right foot in a circle three times. [ It sounds pretty serious, even if it's not remotely accurate and a lightning ward... ]

... You're kidding. How does hopping around on one foot combat bad luck?

I didn't make it up, priests did. It's an ancient method.

Well, I've never heard of it.

Of course you haven't, you're not from my world.

So your world's superstitions don't apply to me... right?

You're in my world right now, aren't you?

[ The video starts going around the corner and reveals the owners of the two voices, both naked with one of them sitting down on one of the little benches in the showers. Too bad, perverts, all the naughty bits are censored by community duck symbols. ]

Yeah, but...

Hop to it.

[ At that moment, Shooter starts hopping around in the way that Yuri had indicated and Yuri looks to the side like she's just seen something disturbing. ]

Ahh, Shooter's doing some kind of weird dance...

Because you told me to!

Did I?

Positive.

Why would I tell you to do something that looks so silly? You're definitely imagining things, Shooter.

No I'm not. [ Shooter's making the 8T face ]

Do you have a fever? [ Totally innocent okay.. and then the video skips ahead a bit. This is their own faults, really. It fades to black and when it fades back in, there's Yuri and Shooter walking through the school with Yuri kind of... well, hiding behind Shooter. Because she's in a towel, because she forgot to bring extra clothes and why would you put a bathing suit back on after showerign, that's gross. Karma, man. ]

We're never speaking of this again.

Alright, but a virus might broadcast this to the community.

As long as it's not on purpose, I won't blame you.

Chances of that happening are probably slim, anyways.

It usually doesn't show anything besides important stuff anyway.

Usually.

9.9 times out of 10!

So there's still that 0.1 chance.

I don't think we can get rid of that unless we do something even stupider.

... Is it possible?

[ Okay, it's actually cutting out now. ]

Comments

[tenminutes]

Huh. I guess you've got the credentials to declare it a male then.

[mightletyouknowme]

Why did you get her to jump?

[tenminutes]

Hmm..

[ She takes a moment to consider. ] It seemed funny?

[mightletyouknowme]

Did you know it would record it?

[tenminutes]

No. The community's just being a jerk this happened like a month ago. Like I'd want to end up on video like that either.

[mightletyouknowme]

You always get naked girls to jump?

I just met another perverted lesbian.

[tenminutes]

This is the first time I've done that. Trust me, it's more of a messing with everyone thing than a perverted thing. Even if that means dipping into the realms of perversion just to screw with the real perverts.

[mightletyouknowme]

I don't know if Shooter even knows what sex is to be a pervert.

[tenminutes]

Excluding her, since she's a victim here too. You know, if I assume you show up out of nowhere and the probability of perverts replying is really high, you're probably a pervert too.

[mightletyouknowme]

I'm her ... [ Her what? She trails off for a second before coming back strong. Kinda.] Friend!

[tenminutes]

That was a really long pause.

[ Not really, but Yuri likes exaggerating. ]

[mightletyouknowme]

It was a normal pause!

[Was a pause there normal at all?]

[tenminutes]

It was still a pause!

Anyway, if you aren't a pervert, why didn't you stop watching the video when you realized it was a shower scene? There was plenty of time before the camera dropped in on us.

[mightletyouknowme]

Is it that weird for girls to see other girls naked? It wasn't like I was staring.

[tenminutes]

It is for them to watch videos of other girls playing around in the shower.

[mightletyouknowme]

The bad parts were hidden! You're the one making a naked girl jump around! If anybody here is a pervert, it's you!

[tenminutes]

We're friends and I like messing with people. If the conversation had happened with clothes on, it still would've happened. [ Yuri shrugs, but points at Sena. ] You didn't know they'd be hidden when you started the video.

[mightletyouknowme]

I would have kept watching even if you had clothes on!

Why would I want to watch two girls with smaller breasts than me? [Sorry Shooter, you were dragged into it. It's Yuri's fault]

[tenminutes]

Why are you thinking about our breast size to begin with? Only a pervert would think something like that mattered. If you think people watching a video of you naked is totally innocent and not at all perverted, then post one on the comm! [ n_n ]

[mightletyouknowme]

[SO FRUSTRATING!] If I was going to be a pervert, of course it would matter!

[She crosses her arms and looks away.] How was I suppose to know how it was going to end?

[tenminutes]

So you admit to being a pervert since you were thinking about our breast sizes.

[ Yuri is very suspicious. Mostly because Sena was calling her a pervert, otherwise she wouldn't have even brought it up. ] It started with two girls talking in a shower on video instead of an audio post, of course it was going to head over to naked girls, Miss Pervert.

[mightletyouknowme]

I don't have to think about them. There were right there.

I didn't know when it would end, just like you didn't know you were being recorded! You're definitely the perverted one here!

[tenminutes]

Most girls don't automatically go to "Hm, they're big or small" though. You judged their sizes, which means you were actively thinking about them.

If you say so. [ She's got a not!boyfriend who wishes she were perverted probably.. ] I don't have to argue because I know I'm not so I'm just going to focus on proving that you are one.

[mightletyouknowme]

{Did anybody tell you you may just be related to Yozora?!]

I know I'm not a pervert either! It's not like I would ever want to see you naked!

[tenminutes]

[ At least she's like this to just about everyone..? :'D ]

Obviously you did. If you've ever seen a movie and you're the first one to proclaim that the community is a perverted male, you knew where it was going without a doubt. Pervert!