and then tay finally stopped being lazy and made the rl post for steve's party.

[tenminutes]

{{ Who: Steve, Yuri, Ange, Battler, Makoto, Sheryl, Darcy, Buffy, and Rory
What: Potluck BBQ Party for Steve
When: It was on Sunday shush
Where: Yuri's world, the afterlife, near the stream-- a good distance from anything dangerous.
Warnings: Dear god there shouldn't be any?? }}

[ Hey everyone! Steve got his experiment and it succeeded and he isn't dead! So, as promised, here is the little get together for Steve and the friends that he managed to list before Yuri got tired of him slowly adding everyone he's ever met. It's really nothing special, but Yuri managed to obtain a barbeque, different drinks are set up on a table (oddly, all either bottled or canned-- water, coffee, juice boxes, and a 12-pack of Cola because she promised Steve she'd get Cola). Make sure you put whatever food you're bringing on the table too, it's a potluck!

Shortly before the date of the party, everyone should've gotten a private message that it was today, even if they didn't read Yuri's two posts mentioning it. ]

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[tenminutes]

I know, I'm kidding. I don't have a harem either!

[denies]

Didn't we talk before about all those boys fawning over you? I'm surprised you don't even call that a harem.

[tenminutes]

The actual number of guys who like me that way without reciprocation is only two. Don't you need at least three to have an unwanted harem?

[ Battler's the notboyfriend, so he doesn't count. ]

[denies]

Don't tell me there's only two.

[ NO WAY YURI YOU MENTIONED MORE BEFORE.. what are you doing with onii-chan!! ]

[tenminutes]

I probably shouldn't count Noda right? [ See, she's obviously not counting Noda! Not Battler, nope. ] Since he's too much of an idiot to even be considered.

[denies]

No way, that's cheating, cheating. [ B| ] You just have a harem, Yuri, admit it. All the boys are after you.

[ all of them. ]

[tenminutes]

Just Noda, Battler, and a third party whose name I'm refusing to say.

[denies]

... Huh, an anonymous person?

Either way, that's already plenty to be a harem. As I said, the only guy who ever hit on me hits on everything that looked remotely female and moving.

[tenminutes]

I actually respect the third guy, so I'm not going to go around telling everyone.

Oh I can think of one more who.. well, he probably wouldn't hit on you, but I think he might like you. [ In the future. ] And then I'm pretty sure Battler's a siscon, considering.

[denies]

Well, I won't pry. [ because Ange actually respects these sort of things too, okay..

But there are so many things wrong with the second half. ]

S-siscon.. no way! Onii-chan might be an idiot and a pervert, but that's taking it too far! [ gjfdhkjd abort mission. ] And I can't even think of a person who would like me.

[tenminutes]

Ange. If his taste in women is me, then he likes girls with straight-cut bangs, thigh highs, in a school uniform, pretty much badasses with heavy athletic abilities, who act kind of bitchy sometimes but are secretly easily embarrassed when their real feelings are pointed out and have hair accessories.

[denies]

[ She's thinking about this for a few moments and.. oh god, it's true.. That realisation completely makes her forget about the rest. ]

But I'm his sister, that's different! He practically sees me as a six year old.

[tenminutes]

If we consider timelines like that, Battler was born in 1968, right? I was born in 1992. That means in my time, he would be 41 or 42 already depending on his birthday, while I died at age 17.

[ DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE IMPLICATIONS ANGE YOUR BROTHER IS ALSO A PEDO AND A NECROPHILIAC she is just.. totally having too much fun teasing about this... ]

[denies]

[ well, see, she doesn't mind implying Battler is a pervert since he is and she knows it.. but when Yuri starts implying the whole siscon thing that's what gets embarassing. ]

... Ah, he's such a sinner. Well, as long as he hits on you, I won't have any problems.

[tenminutes]

Me point is, he's a sis-con and a pedophile but those standards. Being 6 in a guy like that's mind doesn't have any merits if the person he does like wasn't even born in his time.

[ There's a brief hesitation, Yuri's voice softens just slightly. ] Even if it is true, he doesn't really look at anyone but me now.

[denies]

[ Yuri, that's horribleee.. but yes, the last part keeps her from freaking out because that's right, he just likes Yuri. Ange's just the moe moe imouto who is being treated like she's actually six again lately. ]

I don't think he's ever looked at many people since he met you, really.

[tenminutes]

He has. [ She pauses for a second. ] That Battler I met from the future back before I knew you was in love with Beatrice. And that evil version... had sex with Morrigan. Even if it was an illusion, it still happened in his head.

[ Even if it wasn't an illusion, but she was told it was. Ahh, time to stop getting serious. ] And aside from that, all the tits he constantly tried to grab!

[denies]

[ ... Wait, what.. Illusion sex with Morrigan.. 8| Okay, give her a few moments to just idly blink to herself to process this much, okay. AND NO YURI, WE'RE DISCUSSING YOUR LOVE LIFE, THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!! ]

He did what-- .. Never mind that much, the point is that both those Battlers are different from onii-chan right now. You can't claim that evil version of him was actually like him, since that means he wants to kill us on a daily basis. [ And she remembers when he turned back to normal right in the middle of hurting her, how utterly shocked and broken he had looked.. No way they're the same in any way. ]

And he's never actually touched any. When he gets too close, he gets all 'nooo, you're supposed to slap me when I do thaaaat, what are you even thinkiiing!' [ Ange's Battler imitation, yup. ]

[tenminutes]

I know it wasn't, but half the reason I know it wasn't was because I was hoping. It was hard for me to tell while it was happening, just because of some things he has said to me before.

[ Those things still hurt, even if she knows he was just mad. That wasn't where Ange could see it though. ]

I know, once I caught onto that it was pretty hilarious to watch him freak out.

[denies]

... He wouldn't want to hurt you, Yuri. [ She's sort of wondering what he said to her before though-- she can figure it's around the time she died since that's when the two of them fought, but.. ]

No matter what he might say or have said.

[tenminutes]

Not anymore anyway! [ She smiles. Let's get Battler in trouble. ] Even if he told me he was glad I was dead so that he could kill me over and over again and then told me to disappear at one point, before the apples even existed.

[denies]

[ Yuri whyyy.. I keep using 'Yuri why' a lot in our threads but that's just since it's the only proper reaction to Yuri being herself. ]

.. After I died?

[tenminutes]

No, it was just... while Battler was still mad at me.

[denies]

[ geez.. ]

He just says stuff without really thinking. Idiot.

[tenminutes]

Yeah, but just because I knew he was being a moron didn't make it much better. He didn't apologize until just before that virus.