and then tay finally stopped being lazy and made the rl post for steve's party.

[tenminutes]

{{ Who: Steve, Yuri, Ange, Battler, Makoto, Sheryl, Darcy, Buffy, and Rory
What: Potluck BBQ Party for Steve
When: It was on Sunday shush
Where: Yuri's world, the afterlife, near the stream-- a good distance from anything dangerous.
Warnings: Dear god there shouldn't be any?? }}

[ Hey everyone! Steve got his experiment and it succeeded and he isn't dead! So, as promised, here is the little get together for Steve and the friends that he managed to list before Yuri got tired of him slowly adding everyone he's ever met. It's really nothing special, but Yuri managed to obtain a barbeque, different drinks are set up on a table (oddly, all either bottled or canned-- water, coffee, juice boxes, and a 12-pack of Cola because she promised Steve she'd get Cola). Make sure you put whatever food you're bringing on the table too, it's a potluck!

Shortly before the date of the party, everyone should've gotten a private message that it was today, even if they didn't read Yuri's two posts mentioning it. ]

Comments

/battle music starts

[doyoufondue]

[ Yes but maybe it is. Or maybe it's friendly and he should pet it and feet it hamburgers because giant monster fish might like hamburgers and then he can ride it??

What? He blinks and looks over his shoulder then pauses and looks down. OH RIGHT. HE'S TALLER ]

Huh? Nothing. I thought maybe the fish came out but it didn't.

[tenminutes]

[ Steve don't ride the giant fish, it will only end in heartbreak. ]

Monster probably isn't going to come out if you're watching, you know.

[doyoufondue]

[ :( woe. ]

It knows you watch it?

[tenminutes]

[ 8| IT'S NOT LIKE YURI PARTICIPATES IN ITS SLAUGHTER!! ]

Maybe. It's a luck thing though isn't it? It'll probably jump up the second you look away.

[doyoufondue]

[ AT LEAST YOU GUYS EAT IT AND DON'T WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD MONSTER FISH ]

But then I'd miss it.

[tenminutes]

[ Yes they eat it and share it with everyone. Except for Yuri. ]

Not if you're fast. Anyway, getting him to come out is like a miracle and requires bait.

[doyoufondue]

[ yuri why don't you get fish? ]

What kind of bait gets him?

[tenminutes]

[ She'll be off getting her ass kicked! ]

Worms?

[doyoufondue]

I don't think worms are going to be big enough.

[tenminutes]

Like ten worms on one hook maybe?

[doyoufondue]

We'd have to find worms.

[tenminutes]

It's not like that's hard, they live in the ground. Do you really want to draw him out?

[doyoufondue]

I'm not going to ask you to dig for worms. [ pause ] No, I don't really want to draw it out.

[tenminutes]

Why would I have to dig for them? I can just get a bucket of the water and dump it in a place with a lot of loose dirt and flush them out. I'm not going to if you don't want to try to see the fish.

[doyoufondue]

...Digging is more fun. [ scratches the side of his face ] I think I'm good being fish free for now.

[tenminutes]

Great. So I have a question, since it's been bothering me and it's probably been bothering everyone else!

[doyoufondue]

What is it?

[tenminutes]

[ She doesn't answer, and instead moves pretty close to him, staring with narrowed eyes at his shirt..? ]

[doyoufondue]

[ Looks down at her with a slightly confused and nervous look ] Yuri?

[tenminutes]

[ Grabs his shirt and just. Pulls it up.

HELLO EVERYONE HERE ARE THE ABS! ]

Whoa, they are real. I thought the community might've been photoshopping them.

[doyoufondue]

[ dhgigh. normal face color --> beet red.

yanks his shirt down!! ]

Yuri!

[tenminutes]

I wanted to see if it was photoshopped!

[doyoufondue]

What does that even mean? You could have asked.

[tenminutes]

No one has that well-defined abs, I had to see for myself.

[doyoufondue]

Give me a warning first.