RL with Battler

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri hadn't been 100% sure about this after the last time they'd spoken, but... they were pretending that never happened, so it was going to be completely fine. Completely. Which is why a private computer lesson on her laptop for Battler? Way okay.

There wasn't enough room at her desk for two people to sit unless someone sat on someone's lap and that wasn't happening (no matter how many laptop puns could be made) and there was no way they were both going on the bed... so the floor seemed like the best place for them to both do this. Yep. Floor. ]

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[tenminutes]

Something where you magically disappear at some point right? [ She doesn't want to give too many details. She doesn't exactly remember a lot of them anyway. That talk was a long time ago. Still...

Oh. There was another stupid idea. ]

Hey, Battler? You've got that ring right?

[chestboard]

Hah...? Well I.... hm... that would be a good one... [he hadn't put together the game yet, it takes days of planning and actually creating it with magic. It's difficult, if he messes up there could be a logic error and he'd lose automatically.]

Ah, of course I do. Why?

[tenminutes]

I think I already got the run-through of this one. I don't know if it ever works out or not though.

Magic me a sharpie and I'll let you in on a secret.

[chestboard]

Hmmm...? Well I have yet to do it, but you'll definitely know if it works out.

[he pulls back at that.]

...You're going to write on it, aren't you?

[tenminutes]

So what if I am? If you don't want me to then I just won't let you in on the lesson.

[chestboard]

[he rolls his eyes, and then moves that cape so it's no longer on the two of them, so she can see at least. He snaps his fingers and soon there's a marker in his hand. He gives it to her.]

If you do anything indecent I can just make it go away you know.

[tenminutes]

I won't.

[ She takes the marker in one hand and with her left, she takes Battler's hand and pulls it toward her. Of course, she hesitates for a moment when she realizes something. ]

How am I supposed to make something indecent on this? It's not like it's even big enough to.

[chestboard]

Oh and there you go again, talking about how size matters.

[But he's staring down at his hand, wondering what she's going to do.]

[tenminutes]

It does if you're suspecting me of doing something indecent with it.

[ She sighs and starts drawing a wing on the other side of the one that's already there. ]

I mentioned it once before and it might've been with that other Battler that I originally said it to but.. you're still a moron, so I don't know that you figured this part out even if you figured everything else out and if you say anything about how corny it is I will smack you.

[chestboard]

[He looking.... and another wing? Weird, this was always how the Ushiromiya crest looked like. But whatever, he was going to say something about her being his other wing but ....that's way too corny, so he holds his tongue.]

I'm a moron that figured out an entire gameboard filled with witches and murder.... Right, that makes sense.

[tenminutes]

I said something about it while you were pissed at me, you know.

[chestboard]

...Huh? Sorry, what'd you say?

[are you about done with his hand yet?]

[tenminutes]

[ Yeah she's just holding it now shut up :| ]

Nevermind. You're a moron so if you don't remember you're going to have to deal with it. Anyway you can figure it out right? With this kind of a hint.

[chestboard]

[A sigh, and he looks at his ring.]

What do you want me to figure out exactly? You don't like that my ring only has one wing.... unless you want to be the other wing or something. I figured that initially but that might have been too corny to voice out loud.

[tenminutes]

No one can fly with only one wing, idiot. Your crest sucks, so I drew another one on. Obviously.

[ 8| SINCE YOU'RE CALLING HER CORNY. ]

[chestboard]

[He laughs at that though.]

My crest? Well, not like I was the one that came up with it in the first place.

[tenminutes]

Either way, it's true. You can't fly with only one wing, so... Even though I've been kind of a crappy one so far...

[chestboard]

You haven't been a crappy one.... not at all.

But maybe as punishment you should take off.... that headband.

[tenminutes]

What the hell does that have to do with my headband!?

[ DSKJSKD WAT BATTLER. She totally straightened up. ]

[chestboard]

Well it's either your headband or... your shirt. Pick one.

[he could easily make one disappear actually....]

[tenminutes]

[ Aaaand leaning over to grab one of the pillows, shoving it in his face, and getting up now. ]

It's volunteer work, I don't have to be punished for anything.

[ YEP STEPPING AWAY FROM HIS LAP. ]

[chestboard]

[x( !!!! He pulls the pillow away from his face and looks up at her.]

Volunteer work huh....?

[and then he tosses the pillow aside, and turns over on his stomach again, pulling the laptop towards him again. CLICK CLICK CLICK ON THE LAPTOP.]

[tenminutes]

Well I'm not getting paid to help you out am I? [ She blinks when he grabs the laptop again and sits down next to him to try to peek over his shoulder. ]

[chestboard]

[he types up a new post for her, talking about how wonderful battler is.]

Hah! Imagine if I posted this!

[tenminutes]

Imagine if I killed you! Ahh, how would I explain it to your adorable little sister...