RL with Battler

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri hadn't been 100% sure about this after the last time they'd spoken, but... they were pretending that never happened, so it was going to be completely fine. Completely. Which is why a private computer lesson on her laptop for Battler? Way okay.

There wasn't enough room at her desk for two people to sit unless someone sat on someone's lap and that wasn't happening (no matter how many laptop puns could be made) and there was no way they were both going on the bed... so the floor seemed like the best place for them to both do this. Yep. Floor. ]

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[tenminutes]

I guess you can. I'm not going to promise I'll like it.

[ Very little light gets through that cape, so while she is looking him in the face, it might be easy to tell that Yuri's managed to straighten her face out for now. ]

[chestboard]

[Battler's not even sure how she'll react but... he leans forward, kissing her lightly... and then he pulls away from her.]

I love you.

[It's a damn good thing she can't really see how flushed his face is.]

...Just thought I'd put it out there.

[tenminutes]

[ For once, Yuri falls quiet after that. Her expression doesn't change much, not that's visible anyway. She reaches up and pulls the cape down between them. Not completely off, just.. enough to put something between their faces. ]

I don't think you should keep putting that out there. I know you like to say it. You've always liked to say it. Doing this.. it's not me accepting your feelings or anything, Battler. It's not me returning them, so I probably shouldn't do it anymore right?

[chestboard]

[he shakes his head, and then he moves that part she pulled down so there's nothing between them again.]

I won't, I won't say it anymore, this is the only time. And I'm fully aware this isn't you accepting or returning them.

Just wanted to say it once though.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri pulls it back down, almost childishly. ]

Yeah well it makes me feel like you're expecting something more from me that I can't give you. Saying you just wanted to say it once when you've said it a ton of times already seems like you're trying to get me to say something back now that I kissed you.

[chestboard]

[WHINES..]

Yuurriii! I swear it's not like that....! [she's the only one to make him fall back into his idiot routine when he's a fucking sorcerer now.]

[tenminutes]

I shouldn't be encouraging you by sitting your lap with only my panties between you and my skin, sitting this close in your lap that I have to yell at you not to move around or letting you stick wet, pink things inside of me..

[ Like tongues. In her mouth. She can't stay made at his idiot routine either, she's just going to tease the shit out of him now. :| ]

[chestboard]

[GUOOGGHH! HE FLOPS BACK AGAIN, BACK HITTING THE GROUND. The cape no longer on the both of them.]

D-d-don't word it like that!

[tenminutes]

[ Hey, if there's one thing this virgin knows how to do, it's talk about doing sexual things without any intent of actually doing them. ]

Though I kind of expected it to be bigger than that, considering how big everything it does is.. [ Screaming. Yelling. Uuooghing. ]

[chestboard]

Bigger?!

[he looks up at her with wide eyes.]

What the hell do you know about size?!

[tenminutes]

[ Not a damn thing. ]

I'll bet Steve's is bigger.

[ OOOH YEAH SHE'S GOING THERE. Nothing is sacred when it's time to screw with Battler. ]

[chestboard]

[he slaps a hand to his forehead, dear god woman.....]

Kuh..... he's American.... [BUT BATTLER'S A BIG GUY TOO SO-??!! WHATEVER.]

[tenminutes]

Since everything of his got bigger... He was showing me a few things in his hotel room the other day.

[ Like his costume and singing. ]

[chestboard]

H...heeehhhh....?!

[YURI YOU'RE KILLING HIM.]

I see... Ah.... I get it.... ihihi....ihihi.....

[tenminutes]

His tongue, he was singing for me so obviously it had to be big to hold the right notes. Though I didn't really get up-close and personal like I did with yours, so I could be wrong.

[ See Battler? EVERYTHING'S OKAY. ]

[chestboard]

[He rubs his forehead...]

Is that so...? Damn, I forget you just like to tease me with that kind of talk.

[tenminutes]

How in the hell did you actually think I was talking about that? Like I'd know how big your parts down there are. Or Steve's. He just likes me, he's not a pervert like you.

[chestboard]

[mumbles.]

I'm not that big of a pervert anymore....

[tenminutes]

You are, you're just better at hiding it. Except when I'm straddling your hips. I think I almost broke your ihihi from making you laugh so many times.

[chestboard]

Yeah, it's broken, you'll barely ever hear it now that I'm a sorcerer.

[tenminutes]

Is it okay inside of the cape?

[chestboard]

[he looks up at her with a smile.]

Wahahaha! Anything goes inside the cape, obviously.

[tenminutes]

Good, there's no problem then. [ Yuri reaches down and grabs his tie, finally trying to pull him back into a sitting position. ]

[chestboard]

[PULLED BACK UP?!]

E-eh...? What? What is it?

[tenminutes]

If you try to wiggle again, [ Yuri reaches for the cape and pulls it over their heads again. ]I'm going to start wiggling and then we'll see who gets to leave here with a problem.