RL with Battler

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri hadn't been 100% sure about this after the last time they'd spoken, but... they were pretending that never happened, so it was going to be completely fine. Completely. Which is why a private computer lesson on her laptop for Battler? Way okay.

There wasn't enough room at her desk for two people to sit unless someone sat on someone's lap and that wasn't happening (no matter how many laptop puns could be made) and there was no way they were both going on the bed... so the floor seemed like the best place for them to both do this. Yep. Floor. ]

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[chestboard]

[he gives her a high five 8|

...He narrows his eyes.]

The robot? The robot is being affectionate? Yeah... this definitely isn't normal.

[tenminutes]

Cybertronian! Robot is apparently a derogatory term, like if I started calling you a soulless ginger. [ Okay clicking out. Lala, wait this person's post.. ]

Multiple relationships... There's even one asking a couple of people about getting Steve something...

[chestboard]

H-hey! You have magenta hair, it's practically the same.

[His turn to take control of the mouse-pad thing.]

Hmm... is there anything about a virus like that? I don't recall going through something like this yet.

[tenminutes]

No it's not, mine's more like if Ange and Hinata had a baby.

[ FINE. She moves her finger so she's just next to him now. ]

I don't think so. Group fuzzy-feelings virus?

[chestboard]

[He pauses..... OH GOD THE IDEA OF ANGE HAVING A BABY.]

Eehh.... if Hinata-san ever gets close to my sister I swear I'll end him.

[He looks over at her.]

Seriously? That's the best you can come up with?

[tenminutes]

Don't worry, Ange already has a boyfriend.

[ She frowns. ] Well it's hard to tell unless I click on more posts! I need more details to name it!

[chestboard]

What?! No! No she doesn't....! Who....?!

[he moves his hand!]

Fine, go ahead. You're the detective here now, I'm just the sorcerer.

[tenminutes]

Ama-something. Her bodyguard she gets all cutesy yelly over.

Since when am I a detective? I'm a rebel leader, which means I just ignore all your dumb rules anyway. [ Clicking around now. ]

Apparently someone's having someone else's baby and... Oh, Scratch is getting into a fight over that green-haired girl. And--

[ The baseball metaphors. She's just. STaring. Haruhi, Kyousuke, what the fuck? ]

. . . . . .

[chestboard]

...That bodyguard huh....? [mental note: go to 1998 and kill her bodyguard.]

Oh wow there's a lot going on, I'm glad that we're not affected for once. After that whole truth thing I-....

[reading that thread too.]

Heh....ihihihi....! What the-?!

[tenminutes]

They're talking about baseball right?

[ AKJHFAJSLK NOT IMAGINING KYOUSUKE HAVING SEX NOW. ]

[chestboard]

It's pretty intense talk for baseball... I mean-

Hard and fast? Come on, there's no way that's just for a sport. Good job Kyousuke, way to score with the loudmouth.

[tenminutes]

Doesn't that just mean that Kyousuke's better at getting laid than you? Considering you've been here a lot longer than he has, have been attempting to woo a loudmouthed female wearing a school uniform and ribbons, except he's apparently actually getting somewhere in the short time he's been here?

[chestboard]

[Yuri, you're forgetting that he's had sex with Morrigan before. He knows she said it was an illusion, but he knows it wasn't. He just smiles at that.]

I can't help that most girls on the community are prudes.

[tenminutes]

[ Like she could forget that, she's just decided to never acknowledge it ever again because it pisses her off and there's nothing she can do about it. ]

Obviously I can't be that much of a prude if different people who've had access to the community at some point have seen my bra and panties.

[chestboard]

[he groans and places his head on the floor.]

That's no fair.... have people really seen that?

[tenminutes]

Hinata's seen my panties twice and he was here for a while. Then the other version of you I just lifted my shirt up at to get his attention...

[chestboard]

[ANOTHER GROAN.]

S....so rude....

[and then he turn on his side, yawning a bit.]

Mmm... I forget the last time I actually laid down.

[tenminutes]

Oh, and Sherlock saw me without my headband. That counts as explicit. Maybe I should take off my socks for you? Just so you've got something...

[ She looks at him. ]

Then as the leader of the DDD and the SSS, I order you to not get up for at least 45 minutes or I'll force you to play a penalty game.

[chestboard]

Hah? Without your headband...? That's such a sin to remove it.

[and he has his eyes closed and he smiles at that.]

Well if it's an order by you, I guess I have no other choice. [he grabs his cape, brings it around him more like a blanket ;u;]

[tenminutes]

He made me during that last virus.

[ Staring at this and sighs, then lays down too. She's not sleeping though, she's going to poke around on the computer some more. ]

You know, you can ask me for a real blanket instead of looking like the Black Burrito.

[chestboard]

[He smiles at that, but doesn't open his eyes.]

If you want, but I like my cape.

[tenminutes]

Your cape looks like something out of a bad Halloween costume.

[ Yuri gets up again, going to her bed and grabbing her pillows, tossing one at Battler's head. ]

Here.

[ The other one she sets down on the floor, next to Battler but a bit farther away than before and scoots the laptop so Battler's got more room. ]

[chestboard]

[he grunts when he's hit in the head with a pillow, and he puts the thing under him and closes his eyes again.]

Morrigan said she liked my cape. [HMPH! ....But she also said it was revolting that he likes Yuri.]

[tenminutes]

Don't compare me and Morrigan.

[ She doesn't dislike Morrigan, but talking about her with Battler isn't really something she wants to do. ]

[chestboard]

[ morrigan -> battler > yuri -> her siblings. what a lovely complicated relationship.]

Sorry... I didn't mean it like that, I was just saying at least someone doesn't think it's some terrible costume.

[he moves a bit closer to her...]