RL with Battler

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri hadn't been 100% sure about this after the last time they'd spoken, but... they were pretending that never happened, so it was going to be completely fine. Completely. Which is why a private computer lesson on her laptop for Battler? Way okay.

There wasn't enough room at her desk for two people to sit unless someone sat on someone's lap and that wasn't happening (no matter how many laptop puns could be made) and there was no way they were both going on the bed... so the floor seemed like the best place for them to both do this. Yep. Floor. ]

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[tenminutes]

No, the desktop is just the screen that you end up on as a default. Think of it like.. when you're at a desk, you can see the stuff for everything you need to do. Then the start menu is like a desk drawer you open to see more stuff. Then the little icons on the right are like the top tray you pull out on a desk where you keep your pens and stuff for quick access. This part is the desktop.

[ She shrugs. ] We do, but it's only got research sites on it in case you want to actually do school work. That and the community.

[ She clicks to open it. Her home page is DDD, of course. ]

[chestboard]

Ooohh that makes sense! A lot more sense!

[he jumps when she clicks something.]

Uwah! Something popped up!

[tenminutes]

Yeah, this is called a browser. It's what you access the internet with. See? [ She pulls up the familiar reading page where they can see everyone's posts and stuff! ]

This is really the only thing I use this for, but you can search for things with this bar here and you can put favorites by clicking this button. You can go back with-- [ She leans closer to point things out to him. ] This arrow and forward with the arrow next to it. Refresh is here. Minimize, restore, and the red x is close. That's pretty much all that's important.

[chestboard]

Mmm.... [he's listening and nodding. He's read about certain things back home, but he's never had the chance to try this out yet. But then he notices something....]

Hey- everyone's posts.... what are they all about today...?

[tenminutes]

Hm?

[ Yuri didn't actually look. She's reading through now, looking a little confused. Scroll scroll, click click. With her finger, since they're on the floor and mice aren't meant to work there. ]

Uh.. grouping together and being extra friendly.

[ Weird. ]

[chestboard]

[he leans in a little closer to look at the screen...]

Uh yeah and... really friendly.

[he points at Morrigan's post.]

Like look at this, she's openly calling for her loves.... ah! Do you think there's another virus?

[tenminutes]

...Whatever it is, I'm guessing it passed us up since it seems to be groups. [ She holds her hand up for him. High five, Battler. 8|

Clicking on Morrigan's post to read the comments. ]

They're all being affectionate back. Even Knock Out!?

[chestboard]

[he gives her a high five 8|

...He narrows his eyes.]

The robot? The robot is being affectionate? Yeah... this definitely isn't normal.

[tenminutes]

Cybertronian! Robot is apparently a derogatory term, like if I started calling you a soulless ginger. [ Okay clicking out. Lala, wait this person's post.. ]

Multiple relationships... There's even one asking a couple of people about getting Steve something...

[chestboard]

H-hey! You have magenta hair, it's practically the same.

[His turn to take control of the mouse-pad thing.]

Hmm... is there anything about a virus like that? I don't recall going through something like this yet.

[tenminutes]

No it's not, mine's more like if Ange and Hinata had a baby.

[ FINE. She moves her finger so she's just next to him now. ]

I don't think so. Group fuzzy-feelings virus?

[chestboard]

[He pauses..... OH GOD THE IDEA OF ANGE HAVING A BABY.]

Eehh.... if Hinata-san ever gets close to my sister I swear I'll end him.

[He looks over at her.]

Seriously? That's the best you can come up with?

[tenminutes]

Don't worry, Ange already has a boyfriend.

[ She frowns. ] Well it's hard to tell unless I click on more posts! I need more details to name it!

[chestboard]

What?! No! No she doesn't....! Who....?!

[he moves his hand!]

Fine, go ahead. You're the detective here now, I'm just the sorcerer.

[tenminutes]

Ama-something. Her bodyguard she gets all cutesy yelly over.

Since when am I a detective? I'm a rebel leader, which means I just ignore all your dumb rules anyway. [ Clicking around now. ]

Apparently someone's having someone else's baby and... Oh, Scratch is getting into a fight over that green-haired girl. And--

[ The baseball metaphors. She's just. STaring. Haruhi, Kyousuke, what the fuck? ]

. . . . . .

[chestboard]

...That bodyguard huh....? [mental note: go to 1998 and kill her bodyguard.]

Oh wow there's a lot going on, I'm glad that we're not affected for once. After that whole truth thing I-....

[reading that thread too.]

Heh....ihihihi....! What the-?!

[tenminutes]

They're talking about baseball right?

[ AKJHFAJSLK NOT IMAGINING KYOUSUKE HAVING SEX NOW. ]

[chestboard]

It's pretty intense talk for baseball... I mean-

Hard and fast? Come on, there's no way that's just for a sport. Good job Kyousuke, way to score with the loudmouth.

[tenminutes]

Doesn't that just mean that Kyousuke's better at getting laid than you? Considering you've been here a lot longer than he has, have been attempting to woo a loudmouthed female wearing a school uniform and ribbons, except he's apparently actually getting somewhere in the short time he's been here?

[chestboard]

[Yuri, you're forgetting that he's had sex with Morrigan before. He knows she said it was an illusion, but he knows it wasn't. He just smiles at that.]

I can't help that most girls on the community are prudes.

[tenminutes]

[ Like she could forget that, she's just decided to never acknowledge it ever again because it pisses her off and there's nothing she can do about it. ]

Obviously I can't be that much of a prude if different people who've had access to the community at some point have seen my bra and panties.

[chestboard]

[he groans and places his head on the floor.]

That's no fair.... have people really seen that?

[tenminutes]

Hinata's seen my panties twice and he was here for a while. Then the other version of you I just lifted my shirt up at to get his attention...

[chestboard]

[ANOTHER GROAN.]

S....so rude....

[and then he turn on his side, yawning a bit.]

Mmm... I forget the last time I actually laid down.

[tenminutes]

Oh, and Sherlock saw me without my headband. That counts as explicit. Maybe I should take off my socks for you? Just so you've got something...

[ She looks at him. ]

Then as the leader of the DDD and the SSS, I order you to not get up for at least 45 minutes or I'll force you to play a penalty game.