tenminutes | RL Christmas Mini-Party in the Afterlife (Yuri, Hinata, Battler, Gretel)

The lights look nice.

[Wait for it.]

But you haven't told me why I don't get a day off like the others!

[because you're a little bitch. you make me wait for a tag and you get a horrible reply from me suck it senpai.

Yahoo~! Here comes Battler, and Gretel somewhere behind him whatever no one cares, and he suddenly BURSTS INTO THE ROOM!!!]

Oi oooii~! The party can start!

[Presents in hand. He looked like he had two, but he has a secret present for Gretel but don't tell her, not like anyone cares about Gretel.]

[ oh my god, who let Koz near a keyboard. ]

Don't get so excited over it. [ She frowns at Battler, letting out a slight huff, and even as she glances around the place the frown doesn't fully fade away. ]

Well, at least we made it in time, no thanks to this enthusiastic guy here.

Because you have to come to the Christmas party, duh.

[ Ff you didn't figure it out already Hinata? :| ]

Well he's just making up for the fact that you won't smile, Gretel. If you smiled he'd have to calm down at least 25%. Though.. I guess that would still make him overly enthusiastic. Calm down, Battler, geez~

[SHUT UP.]

C-Christmas Party? [.........]

Well, I guess you're right; it wouldn't be a party without me. Haha. [Hand through hair, he's beautiful.]

And you even brought Battler!~ What's that, gifts for us?

[Battler ignores EVERYONE EXCEPT HINATA BECAUSE THEY'RE IN LOVE!!!! He walks over and places the presents down on the table in the middle and then he too runs a hand through his precious ginger locks!!]

Of course I came along too~! I couldn't let you have all the fun Hinata-san~!

[oh the gifts 8)] Ihihi! They sure are! One for Yuri and Hinata. And I even have one for Gretel here.

[ ~~have fun when you discover Yuri and Ange's secret lesbian relationship in that case then, Battler.~~ It takes Ange a few moments to stare from Battler to Hinata because.. oh god.. these two idiots are so alike HOW WILL SHE DEAL WITH TWO OF THEM. At least Yuri is sane, even if she's making comments about her not smiling.. B|

Before she can make a deadpan comment though, she hears what he says and her expression finally shifts away from a frown for once, to clear surprise. ]

... Huh? For me.. too? [ blink blink. ] I thought you only brought presents for them.

Edited 2011-12-22 21:16 (UTC)

What else would it be? You can see the decorations right? Anyway, I've got presents for everyone but Hinata! Since Hinata didn't get anyone presents, how horrible...

[ Nevermind that she didn't tell him. Shh. ]

Oh dammit, I forgot to get--

H-hey wait, no one told me about this, how could I have known!! I would've gotten everyone something if you told me!

[SOB]

[he just nods at Gretel, giving her a thumbs up!!] You better believe it, I gotta get something for my partner.

[He then turns to Hinata and slaps his hand down on the guy's shoulder. This right here, brothers of justice.]

Don't worry about it! I got you something that'll really bring down the house!

[literally because the girls are going to scream at battler.]

[ what are you guys doing, giving her Christmas presents and jkgdfkg she's trying so hard not to dere. ]

A-.. ah, but I didn't get anyone anything either, since I didn't know we were supposed to.. [ slightly awkward, since she really does feel bad for that - it's just that she's not used to this since she hasn't had a normal Christmas with presents in twelve years.. ] So don't just blame him for it.

[ even if Hinata is an idiot. ]

... What kind of present did you even get him, Battler? [ see, the dere disappears there slightly since she doesn't trust this. ]

Edited 2011-12-22 21:37 (UTC)

Did I forget to mention it? Whoops.

[ She totally didn't forget. lololol ]

It's okay, Gretel. We can make fun of Hinata all we want, I'm just teasing him. No one had to bring presents at all.

[ She did get something for Hinata anyway, she just likes being mean about it. ]

[--Whatever, he'll just get you guys gifts later. Don't be surprised when he does.]

Something that exciting?! [Oh man, bro you're making his day right now.]

What is it? You have to tell me after saying something like that!

[Battler steps back and grabs his present to Yuri.]

Everyone will just have to see what it is. Open it up Hinata-san~! [it's the biggest stack of porno mags. Hope you enjoy it Hinata.

Battler walks over to Yuri and gives her his gift. It's that leader-hat he thought she'd look cool in!!!]

You too Yuri~! [oh right, Gretel was a thing too. He walked back over to her and pulled out a box from his jacket pocket and handed it to her. ~~Santa-bat.~~]

[ Well, she can't exactly deadpan when her older brother gave her a present, even if he himself didn't realise how important it would be to her. Heck, she's still wearing those childish hair bobbles he gave her when she was six. Treasures onii-chan gifts forever.

She opens the box, taking out a bracelet from it. And it's seriously not hard to see she's dere-ing a little with the way she's looking at it, surprised yet a little grateful already too.

... Oh, wait, there's an inscription-- ] ... 'Follow.. your heart'? [ The most cheesy yet that's.. so like her older brother, just the way she remembers him. She doesn't even know what to say, really, and to hide her own family dere over it she quickly looks to see what the others got. ]

[ Yuri opens it and stares at the hat for a moment then grins, then puts it on her head. ]

This is shocking, it looks like Battler has some kind of fashion sense after all. [ She smiles at him. ] Thanks.

[ Theeen. Yuri gets up and goes over to Hinata to see what he got. ]

Hurry up, slowpoke, if he's that excited about it it's got to be good!

Edited 2011-12-22 22:17 (UTC)

[He picks up the box.]

Right right, hold on! This kind of thing has to be taken slowly! [Hinata then--more to play around--opens it very, very slowly...

ajdflsghjksfrgASDFJGSDIGSHJAGKLSF]

........................

[Looking at the covers, you may see his face turn into a tomato of sorts. He quickly closes it and turns to Battler.]

... [He...may be on the verge of tears. There was never any of this in the afterlife, he checked. To receive something like this is the biggest honor.]

Batleeeeeeer...!! [A thumbs up, for sure, while hiding his eyes under his sleeve.]

[Battler just puffs out his chest as he sees everyone liking his presents! They're amazing! He just puts his hands in his pockets and laughs. All the ihihi's! THE BIGGEST HONOR AMONG MEN THOUGH, RIGHT HINATA?!!]

Okay okay~! Let's see these other presents!

[ Ange was standing too far away from Hinata to see what's in the box, but.. with how red his face is turning, and with how full of himself Battler is looking, she doesn't trust it in the least. She glances between the two guys before huffing, going back to frowning a little again.

She's still holding on to the bracelet, though. ]

[ Yuri can see though. She's just giving Battler and Hinata the most disgusted look ever.

Then she goes to grab something from under her desk and pulls out three boxes of presents and hands one to Gretel! Smiling. ]

From me.

[ Then she takes the other two boxes and heads over to the window. ]

I think the two of them have seen enough to not actually need any more presents, don't you?

[ Ahhh, holding the boxes out to the window. :'D ]

[This is going straight under the futon--wait Yuri]

Uaaaaagh!! Yuri, cut it out!! [It's almost frightening to move, she might drop them the moment he takes a step!!]

[NEARLY PULLS OUT HIS HAIR AT THE THOUGHT OF HER THROWING 'EM OUT THE WINDOW!!]

Uuuooooooooooggghh!! Noooo Yuri dooooooon't!!!

[ From Yuri's action to Battler and Hinata's near identical hysterical reaction over it, it's hard to not be a little amused. Really, if Ange were any other person, she might even have been laughing at it. But it's lineface Ange, so she doesn't - but there's something faintly amused in her eyes rather than that frown. ]

Looks like they think you throwing their presents out of the window is just as bad as you throwing themselves out of the window.

Then Hinata has to promise that I will never see those or if I come in his room at a random time and he's doing anything with them I will burn them in a garbage can, got it?

[ She may actually be serious about that. ]

Now I have the mental image of what he's probably going to do with those and it's burned into my memory even if I never want to see that kind of perverted behavior from my partner...

[ She fakes tossing them-- but stops, and pulls them back in. ]

But if you promise I'll never have to see or hear anything relating to that again, I guess you can have them since Gretel seems to pity you two.

Edited 2011-12-23 07:22 (UTC)

[~~So how late am I~~]

Aaaah man, Gretel you're a lifesaver--! I owe you one!

[Hey better late than never.]

Yeah yeah Gretel-! I owe you one too, definitely!

Just know that I'll be cashing in both of those favors later on, you know. I don't forget easily.

[ okay, no, it's definitely amusing to see them being idiots like this - she has to keep herself from smiling, instead having her usual pokerface on. ]

I hope for you guys that there's actually something worthwhile in those presents, otherwise you owe me for something useless.

[ Yuri steps over and hands their presents to them.

...

Then takes them back and switches them. THERE that's much better. ]

You guys can go ahead and open them now, too.

[ For Gretel? It's a pink bikini. :'D You know the one. Battler got the first actual SSS uniform, handmade by Yurippe herself. Hinata's is a box with three 'get out of jail free' cards in it. Good for skipping three missions or punishment of any kind. ]

Eh? So you did get me something after all! You really shouldn't have, Yurippe. I'll get something for you too!

[Afterwards, he opens his gift up and looks at the contents. It was a funny weird look at first, considering they just look like...cards. But looking more into them, it's probably the best gift he could possibly get in this world, especially if it's Yuri.]

Edited 2011-12-30 11:54 (UTC)

[And Battler begins to open his up. Uwah! It's an SSS uniform! Looks like not even Hinata has got one yet. He took out the jacket and held it up.]

Ihihi~! Wow-! It looks great! I really like the design for this! Thanks so much Yuri~!

[ Opening it and-- ... yeah, she should have expected this after Yuri said she would get her a swimsuit BUT SHE DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT ANYTHING LIKE THIS.. So she'll just stand there, fighting to keep the blush from her face but it still faintly rises.

Still, she quickly closes the box again so the guys can't see. Yet. ]

Ah.. yeah. Thanks.

You're welcome~

[ Best presents, shut up. Looks over at Gretel. ]

It kind of matches mine, so it'll definitely be more fun~

[ Not gonna tell the boys what it is either. ]

Matches yours? ........... [WAIT.]

Yuri, you didn't get her matching underwear did you?!

[Battler chokes on seemingly nothing.]

E-ehhhh...?! Underwear...?!

[ watch as her face slowly turns red. ]

I-- it's not underwear at all, you perverts! Keep your minds to yourself instead of letting them wander to that kind of places!

[ Yup, you guys made her facepalm. ]

All the things in the world and you guys are thinking about our underwear... Suddenly I feel the need to ask Gretel if she wants to switch to boys versus girls...

RL Christmas Mini-Party in the Afterlife (Yuri, Hinata, Battler, Gretel)

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