I don't have any formal training or anything, I guess, but I'm pretty strong. I'll knock anyone out. [Though he probably doesn't look like it. He's kind of short. He sounds pretty sure of himself, at least.] Oh, and I'm fast, too! They won't even see me coming.

[He'd like to be able to brag about his powers, but there's no point if he can't show them off, so this'll have to do for now.]