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[tenminutes]

[ So uhm. The background on this post might be a little different. Obviously not her own room, or even world. ]

Hey. I need someone to go clothes shopping with me. The SSS isn't around anymore, so wearing the uniform all the time isn't really working. Oh-- if you're going to worldhop over to my world, I'm not staying there anymore, so I'll come to you.

[ Those who have been to Rokkenjima might recognize the background as the study, and those who are in that world are welcome to come find her. Yuri has probably kept pretty quiet since it's weird being in someone's actual home instead of a school dorm for more than an hour or two, so whether or not they noticed her being there or not is up to you.

Overall, for basically moving into Battler's bedroom, she's pretty level-headed right now. ]

Comments

[tenminutes]

He's not that bad of a pervert. Nevermind that he'd end up with a broken nose if I had to ask him if there was a flashlight in the bed even once, I don't even have to threaten him with that because I know he's a good guy no matter what kind of perverted stuff comes out of his mouth.

[shinjaeba]

You're just making up excuses. I'm not stupid - I know what happens when a teenage boy and a teenage girl sleep next to each other in a bed. Even if you haven't? It'll happen soon.

[tenminutes]

If I crawled into that bed wearing absolutely nothing, Battler would make some perverted comments, then he would shove me out and tell me to go get some clothes on the second he couldn't deal anymore. There's not an issue.

[shinjaeba]

You're a good liar, aren't you? If you weren't a ghost and if Battler wasn't dead... I'd be almost worried.

[tenminutes]

Battler's not dead and he's not going to die. [ There's a very clear change in her tone. It wasn't like she didn't know that 'fact,' but there's an obvious determination in her tone. ]

[shinjaeba]

Only Eva Ushiromiya got off of Rokkenjima alive. This is a fact. [She might not have emotionally been the same person she had been but...]

[tenminutes]

I don't care what you or anyone else have to say. Even if Lambdadelta had said that there was absolutely no chance in hell, I still wouldn't care.

[shinjaeba]

It'd be better for you if he did die. Ghosts need to stick together, right...?

[tenminutes]

[ Oh whatever. She doesn't need to defend herself to Evatrice. She's not going to go around declaring things and jinxing herself either. ]

Well, a grandma like you would know best, right?

[shinjaeba]

What - I'm not dead!

[tenminutes]

No, you just smell like it.

[shinjaeba]

You're probably just smelling your own rotting flesh.

[tenminutes]

I must have a superpower. That's off in the ground somewhere. [ Hopefully. ] This body isn't the one that was alive, you moron. If I were really a ghost, I wouldn't be able to touch anything. I'm just dead. I even have to eat and everything still or I'll starve-- I just won't die from it. That's a 100% tested theory, by the way.

[shinjaeba]

I think I'll have to test the limits of that bo-dy. [She says "body" in a sing-song voice. Which is soon followed up by exactly what she means.] It's been a while since I've actually killed anyone. Even if you won't die? I think it'll be fun. I'll make sure to leave the messy stuff in the study for Battler to clean up.

[tenminutes]

Uh huh. Battler cut off my fingers once while I was still awake, but I pissed him off while he was trying to torture me so he cut my throat. Then Bernkastel and Lambdadelta spent half a day telling me how I was going to get strung up by the bunny girls with those golden things? That hurt a little. I fell off of the roof of the chapel out there once too, it was actually kind of funny to watch Battler freak out about that one. Then there was one time when one of the wizards on the community was using me for experiments in exchange for a worldhop before I had one of my own. Nothing quite like having your cells physically transformed into other substances while your nerves are still in tact. That one was a little worse than a katana to the chest.

[shinjaeba]

Battler did that? Kyahaha! I'll have to remember that one. Hm... That's a lot of ways, isn't it? I can think of some more. Really - it's nice that you can rattle all that off but that only means I have to use my most creative methods.

[Like... Throwing her in a giant oven, turning her into a butterfly and feeding her to a spider, drowning her in jelly...]

Really, even Battler's method was rather boring. A slit throat? That's the best he could come up with? Let me show you what real torture is.

[tenminutes]

I'm just that good at pissing him off so he gets sidetracked even when he's temporarily evil. I don't really want to be tortured and it's not going to prove anything other than that you're more bored than I am. I'm better at being on the other end of the torture, if I'm being honest.

[shinjaeba]

If I recorded it and then sent it both to Ange and Battler, I'm sure that it'd serve a purpose. After all - I still have thousands of ideas. I think Battler needs to realize that I'm not to go away just because he's the Game Master... Boredom really doesn't factor into it.

[tenminutes]

Why Ange? If you just want to prove it to Battler, why Ange?

[shinjaeba]

Why not Ange? I'm sure she'd enjoy it. I'll even show all the ways that Eva could have murdered her precious family... That would be fun.

[tenminutes]

You said boredom doesn't have anything to do with it, so what purpose would that serve? I don't know the answer to what happened, but saying Eva did it all is just stupid.

[shinjaeba]

Why do you care?

locked;

[tenminutes]

The first second you stepped foot toward the community you pissed me off with that bit with Ange during the virus and now you're talking about trying to attack her for no reason but claiming you're not bored like the other witches. There wasn't a single thing I said during that virus I didn't mean.

locked;

[shinjaeba]

I don't care.

locked;

[tenminutes]

Well I do and you asked me why, so there you have it. You don't have to answer my question now, but at least now you know that you can screw with me all you want but I'll find a way to get to you, witch or not, if you go after Ange.