video;

[tenminutes]

[ So uhm. The background on this post might be a little different. Obviously not her own room, or even world. ]

Hey. I need someone to go clothes shopping with me. The SSS isn't around anymore, so wearing the uniform all the time isn't really working. Oh-- if you're going to worldhop over to my world, I'm not staying there anymore, so I'll come to you.

[ Those who have been to Rokkenjima might recognize the background as the study, and those who are in that world are welcome to come find her. Yuri has probably kept pretty quiet since it's weird being in someone's actual home instead of a school dorm for more than an hour or two, so whether or not they noticed her being there or not is up to you.

Overall, for basically moving into Battler's bedroom, she's pretty level-headed right now. ]

Comments

[Video]

[material_guy]

You think I'd spend that much on somethin' I won't get to see?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

It depends on if you're wingmaning for my landlord or not.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Guess I could. Where're you staying? [He's been to Rokkenjima but not inside any of the buildings.]

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I'm going to go be a lesbian with Ange and sleep in her bed. [ :| ] Where do you think I'm staying?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Sure, I like her, I could wingman for her. So, your sizes?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I'm kidding, moron. Anyway, why do you need to know my sizes?

[Video]

[material_guy]

You sure? That twinnish thing could be a real sales point for you two...

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I'm sure. There's no twinish thing either. I'm not the Yuri she's got her eyes on.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Y'know, the double name thing's gonna be even more confusing if you both become Yuri Ushiromiya.

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I'm not getting married.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Probably easier that way. Still. I'm thinking 'legs' for yours... but many your highlight's really more your butt... which do you think's your strong point?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I'm still going to wear my thigh highs and it's my butt.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I'll keep that in mind. Got a favorite word for it? Ass, buns, backyard...? I always thought Battler was a boobs guy, but....

[Video]

[tenminutes]

He is a boobs guy. I don't think he even noticed my butt. I don't really think about words for it that often.

[ Just not making a big deal out of living with him now is definitely making this transition smoother, since most people seem to be respecting her calm tactic of not saying it and it just being a thing. As long as no one asks her if they're together and just goes 'yeah they are' then it's okay right? ]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Ain't that kinda insulting if he never noticed yer charm point? I'll pick you out some clothes to help even a boobs guy notice your butt.



[On the topic of deals and other things not being big, he's still planning to help 'Anon' Battler with his tiny penis problem. Yuri can look forward to explaining his Christmas present from Greed since they're living together and will probably get his live reaction.]

[Video]

[tenminutes]

[ She'll never explain it. She'll probably not be able to stop laughing long enough. ]

I don't care if he does or doesn't. I don't need clothes that emphasize my butt.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Can't you just alchemy up some clothes for yourself, anyway? Good cothes're expensive...

[Video]

[tenminutes]

That'd be more of a pain in the butt than sewing them myself, you know. It's not like atomic reconstruction is the quickest process with only one person working on it. I'd be better off just selling the weapons I have leftover from the SSS, which is going to last me a while, and buying some nice clothes.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Going into weapons dealing, eh?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

More like pawn shops or... [ A safer option, probably. ] Collectors, maybe places that melt them down and use the metals from them.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Y'know, you can probably find people willing to pay a lot more for them than scrap metallers.

[Video]

[tenminutes]

I know I can. It doesn't mean I want to though. One wrong person buys them and I'm indirectly responsible for something bad happening. I don't want that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

You could probably just make some gold, too, since it's not exactly the same thing as regular alchemy, huh?

[Video]

[tenminutes]

Probably. Like I said, I don't want to make anything new though. I'd rather just sell off the stuff I've got already since I don't need it anymore.

[Video]

[material_guy]

At all? C'mon. You never know when life'll get fun again!