RL with Steve

[tenminutes]

[ Sometimes there are difficult situations and you just need a friend. Unfortunately, Yuri rarely actually went to her friends when she had difficult situations, but this wasn't something she knew the answer to and she did have a friend who was pretty well versed in stupid time shenanigans. Maybe it wasn't the same situation (or rather, it definitely wasn't) but this wasn't something that she wanted to share with anyone else.

She didn't even know if she wanted to share it with Steve, but she was going to try. You know, by popping on over there with a fake request to go mini-golfing. ]

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[doyoufondue]

[ comfort is good. keep your glasses then ] Alright. Do you know what to watch on that?

[tenminutes]

No, but we can just flip through the channels until we find something, right?

[doyoufondue]

We could. [ let's go to get up then pause and--- no wait you don't have to get up.

look. remotes. he's handing it to yuri ]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri looks at the remote for a minute. Every single fucking TV remote is different practically so she has to see where the buttons are. She's gonna turn it on and start flipping through some channels now. ]

What kinds of stuff do you like to watch?

[doyoufondue]

I don't know. Nothing really. I haven't watched too much.

[ Sports. News. Jeopardy. ...Spongebob. ]

[tenminutes]

[ Channel up. Channel up. Up up up up up up AHHHHG YURI THROWS HER HEAD BACK AND SLUMPS DOWN ON THE COUCH, THEN HOLDS THE REMOTE OUT TO STEVE ]

You find something!

[doyoufondue]

Alright.

[ takes the remote from her. channel up. up. up... he goes up a lot slower and would watch something for a full 30 seconds before switching it. ]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri settles down on the couch, looking at least a bit more relaxed now that she's not the one in control of the remote and there's nothing she wants to watch on. This American TV shit, she doesn't even know what anything is okay. It's frustrating. ]

Anything?

[doyoufondue]

[ channel change. pause.

tilts. head. at honey boo boo.

...............

........

tilts head the other way

blink ]

No. I don't think so.

[ changes channel ]

[tenminutes]

I don't understand America at all.

[ Steve what the hell was that on the TV. ]

[doyoufondue]

I don't think I do either.

[ What is going on with the world ]

[tenminutes]

Nope, you can't pull that. You're Captain America, remember? You have to embrace the... whatever that was of America.

[doyoufondue]

Maybe that wasn't American. [ he's not even going to address that further. nope nope. he's going to keep changing channels ]

[tenminutes]

It's on American TV. [ She just wants to tease him, hehe. ]

[doyoufondue]

American TV can show non-American TV too. See? This guy is British. [ Gordon Ramsey, ladies and gentleman. ...wait what did he call that cook? ] That's a creative swear.

[tenminutes]

Should I just go with everyone who isn't Japanese is crazy?

[ Pause. ]

Well, I take that back. We've got our fair share. But nothing like that.

[doyoufondue]

[ this face before that pause

then he's looking back to the tv. sure. sure. ]

[tenminutes]

What's that look for?!

[doyoufondue]

Nothing.

[ flip. flip. BATMAN. watchiiing ]

[tenminutes]

[ Are they really watching Batman? Yuri doesn't particularly care, but it's not especially her cup of tea. Not that much is, considering how few television programs the afterlife has. ]

I'd think you'd be sick of all the superhero things? Since you are one.

[doyoufondue]

...No. I- Sorry. I knew who it was so. He's very growly. [ changes it. flip flip. ]

[tenminutes]

We can watch it if you want, I don't care. I don't really know American TV so it's not like I'm sweating what we end up watching.