video; accidental/karma-induced; USER MATERIAL_GUY HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE POST

[tenminutes]

{{OOC NOTE: Nsfw!? Because of nudity. And duck censors. Also this is Yuri and this is Black Rock Shooter. }}

[ The scene starts in the showers, but not where any girls are. No, there's just talking in the background over running water and the view's just empty showers. ]

It wouldn't necessarily mean I have bad luck.

It'd mean you could get it though!

Then so could you.

Mhm, but I didn't jinx myself.

..... Is there any way I can take it back?

"Kuwabara Kuwabara" while hopping around on your right foot in a circle three times. [ It sounds pretty serious, even if it's not remotely accurate and a lightning ward... ]

... You're kidding. How does hopping around on one foot combat bad luck?

I didn't make it up, priests did. It's an ancient method.

Well, I've never heard of it.

Of course you haven't, you're not from my world.

So your world's superstitions don't apply to me... right?

You're in my world right now, aren't you?

[ The video starts going around the corner and reveals the owners of the two voices, both naked with one of them sitting down on one of the little benches in the showers. Too bad, perverts, all the naughty bits are censored by community duck symbols. ]

Yeah, but...

Hop to it.

[ At that moment, Shooter starts hopping around in the way that Yuri had indicated and Yuri looks to the side like she's just seen something disturbing. ]

Ahh, Shooter's doing some kind of weird dance...

Because you told me to!

Did I?

Positive.

Why would I tell you to do something that looks so silly? You're definitely imagining things, Shooter.

No I'm not. [ Shooter's making the 8T face ]

Do you have a fever? [ Totally innocent okay.. and then the video skips ahead a bit. This is their own faults, really. It fades to black and when it fades back in, there's Yuri and Shooter walking through the school with Yuri kind of... well, hiding behind Shooter. Because she's in a towel, because she forgot to bring extra clothes and why would you put a bathing suit back on after showerign, that's gross. Karma, man. ]

We're never speaking of this again.

Alright, but a virus might broadcast this to the community.

As long as it's not on purpose, I won't blame you.

Chances of that happening are probably slim, anyways.

It usually doesn't show anything besides important stuff anyway.

Usually.

9.9 times out of 10!

So there's still that 0.1 chance.

I don't think we can get rid of that unless we do something even stupider.

... Is it possible?

[ Okay, it's actually cutting out now. ]

Comments

[starblaze]

[gdit dead-chan...!]

Seriously. Or else I'll come find you myself.

[hugmyscythe]

I do hope that is a threat.

[starblaze]

If you really want to consider it as one.

[hugmyscythe]

Hm... so it is not.No,
Shooter,

I would not tell you

where I am either way.

[starblaze]

[oh well she's on the move already.]

And why not? [though she already has a few guesses why.]

[hugmyscythe]

[ she's in ds's section because she was hunting dragons o7 ]

Because itdoes not matter.

[starblaze]

Yes it does.

[that'll be the second place she'll check or something.]

[hugmyscythe]

Do not find me, Shooter.

[starblaze]

Sorry, but I'm going to.

[actually she's not sorry SHE'S GONNA FIND YOU DEAD!!]

[hugmyscythe]

It will be nothingbut another pointless fight.

[starblaze]

I'm not going to fight you.

[hugmyscythe]

[ an exasperated sigh. ] Yes, yes,you will defend yourself.[ and then a glare. ] Fighting isall that there is.

[starblaze]

No it isn't.

We can talk. We can sit together. We can hold hands.

[hugmyscythe]

[ goddd that's even more embarrassing when she says that!! wait no. Be cool. ] ...Hold hands?After you bathed withsomeone else?

[ no thanks ]

[starblaze]

That took place over a month ago. [no lie, the thread was just finished today ahaha.]

[hugmyscythe]

I do notcare.

[starblaze]

[okok she's in Slayer's domain now.]

We're going to talk. In person.

[hugmyscythe]

[ uh huh. To that she only brings out her scythe. ]

[starblaze]

[no, she's not going to arrive armed. Shooter descends from the sky, having jumped from a really high cliff or something just roll with me here.]

Dead Master!

[hugmyscythe]

[ from where she's sitting, she waves her hand. maybe she's saying hello.


Or LOLNOPE. She's sending her skull-chans after Shooter. ]

[starblaze]

[she dodges one but the other hits her across the side, sending her falling to the ground in a spectacular burst of gravel and dust.

ow.]

[hugmyscythe]

[ skull-chans loop around to try to pummel Shooter more. that is all. ]

[starblaze]

[she silently endures the attack, simply waiting for Dead Master to eventually call them off.]

[hugmyscythe]

[ Yeah. That's... Not going to happen. DM doesn't want to repeat Shooter not fighting. Shooter being chained. Shooter talking about stuff that DM really should listen to but won't.

So she's doing the whole avoidance thing now and slips into...


Black Matagi's domain! Wherever that is. The skulls continue to do what they're doing, even with their master gone. ]

[starblaze]

[Shooter glances over to see Dead Master vanish- damnit-

her cannon appears at last in a series of metallic whirrs and heavy clicks, blasting the skulls away. and Shooter sprints off to resume her search.]