Hmm. I usually use a lot of figurative language, like metaphors and similes and such. I talk about magic and about animals being really violent on my world. Opera metaphors, too. Make up a bunch of stuff; it's not like anyone will be able to tell the difference except for me.

As for a post....you could do one insulting Doc Scratch? I like doing that! Or saying I want stuff for the upcoming Earth holiday of Easter. Or asking for stories.

You like that Reeve, right?