RL with Battler

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri hadn't been 100% sure about this after the last time they'd spoken, but... they were pretending that never happened, so it was going to be completely fine. Completely. Which is why a private computer lesson on her laptop for Battler? Way okay.

There wasn't enough room at her desk for two people to sit unless someone sat on someone's lap and that wasn't happening (no matter how many laptop puns could be made) and there was no way they were both going on the bed... so the floor seemed like the best place for them to both do this. Yep. Floor. ]

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[chestboard]

[GUOOGGHH! HE FLOPS BACK AGAIN, BACK HITTING THE GROUND. The cape no longer on the both of them.]

D-d-don't word it like that!

[tenminutes]

[ Hey, if there's one thing this virgin knows how to do, it's talk about doing sexual things without any intent of actually doing them. ]

Though I kind of expected it to be bigger than that, considering how big everything it does is.. [ Screaming. Yelling. Uuooghing. ]

[chestboard]

Bigger?!

[he looks up at her with wide eyes.]

What the hell do you know about size?!

[tenminutes]

[ Not a damn thing. ]

I'll bet Steve's is bigger.

[ OOOH YEAH SHE'S GOING THERE. Nothing is sacred when it's time to screw with Battler. ]

[chestboard]

[he slaps a hand to his forehead, dear god woman.....]

Kuh..... he's American.... [BUT BATTLER'S A BIG GUY TOO SO-??!! WHATEVER.]

[tenminutes]

Since everything of his got bigger... He was showing me a few things in his hotel room the other day.

[ Like his costume and singing. ]

[chestboard]

H...heeehhhh....?!

[YURI YOU'RE KILLING HIM.]

I see... Ah.... I get it.... ihihi....ihihi.....

[tenminutes]

His tongue, he was singing for me so obviously it had to be big to hold the right notes. Though I didn't really get up-close and personal like I did with yours, so I could be wrong.

[ See Battler? EVERYTHING'S OKAY. ]

[chestboard]

[He rubs his forehead...]

Is that so...? Damn, I forget you just like to tease me with that kind of talk.

[tenminutes]

How in the hell did you actually think I was talking about that? Like I'd know how big your parts down there are. Or Steve's. He just likes me, he's not a pervert like you.

[chestboard]

[mumbles.]

I'm not that big of a pervert anymore....

[tenminutes]

You are, you're just better at hiding it. Except when I'm straddling your hips. I think I almost broke your ihihi from making you laugh so many times.

[chestboard]

Yeah, it's broken, you'll barely ever hear it now that I'm a sorcerer.

[tenminutes]

Is it okay inside of the cape?

[chestboard]

[he looks up at her with a smile.]

Wahahaha! Anything goes inside the cape, obviously.

[tenminutes]

Good, there's no problem then. [ Yuri reaches down and grabs his tie, finally trying to pull him back into a sitting position. ]

[chestboard]

[PULLED BACK UP?!]

E-eh...? What? What is it?

[tenminutes]

If you try to wiggle again, [ Yuri reaches for the cape and pulls it over their heads again. ]I'm going to start wiggling and then we'll see who gets to leave here with a problem.

[chestboard]

[.............He just deadpans at that.]

Yuri.... you're too cruel.

[But whatever, his arms go back around her.] This turned into some computer lesson huh?

[tenminutes]

You're the one who was trying to wiggle your hips around on my panties, it's pretty fair.

[ A little laugh at that. ] Do you even remember anything that you learned today? I'm not giving you a second private lesson since it obviously doesn't work.

[chestboard]

....It's not like that was my intention from the start.

[He brings a hand under the cape and it goes to his chin.]

Mmm... start button, desktop, programs.... yeah I got it, I still don't really like it though. I prefer a good book.

[tenminutes]

You don't have to like it, you just have to know it. I should probably give you typing homework once you're not busy. [ She pauses. ] We do have a library though. 20-plus years of books that weren't even released in your year.

[chestboard]

[A MASSIVE GROAN.... he likes to read but....homework, really? He just leans forward, burying his face in the crook of her neck.]

A gamemaster doesn't do homework....

[tenminutes]

Well that'll be after you're done with the games, so you'll be an ex-gamemaster and will then have to do homework because you won't have a title anymore. You can't use the library until after that either though unless you need to research ideas. [ Yuri leans her head against his by tilting it to the side slightly. She's tempted to press a kiss to his temple, but that would be a little too affectionate wouldn't it? ]

[chestboard]

[he shakes his head a little bit, but he likes this at least, just being close to her.]

I don't need research... soon I'll be putting together the next game. [After he tries to revive Beato of course.]